The Manilla Trip Options

[Jumpus GooDarus]

Too knackered to tell any stories @ this time but have some beaties to tell esp about those to Malteso's Telescopic Stick & the Manilla Gorilla

Not sure who this one is cause It Was Dark In There but after making a pig of himself one of the Malteso's decided it was time to have a snooze in the back of the landcruiser

[jasonb]

looks like dave ,,,yep im sure it is

[Jumpus GooDarus]

I think you're right looks like his new blue esky next to him

Dan called Dave his "Beer Fairy"

[CATCH22]

trophies for sale im sure that sumo bought them from a trash and treasure sale for 44 shots 44 missis talk for its self as for jumpy mouth of the south john laws jabba jaws noo stop blabba and all bull shit i must add ..if he shot as many goats pigs or rabbits as he talked we would of needed a semi to bringem home .....lucky i know how to poke a stick and throw a rock or we would have come home empty handed .....catch22 wins again....

[Jumpus GooDarus]

As some of ewes may already know the trip started off with a detour to Lithgo thanks to Daves Brurry Stupid Irriot of a GPS called Ken lucky I didn't throw the Bloody thing out the window where it belonged.

To make things worse all I heard from Dave was It's Never Let Me Down B4 & I figured out why it took us via Lithgo when I saw the ankle Bracelet on Daves leg, Figured he had to report to his Parole Officer @ the Lithgo Correctional Centre

Every time I got the sh*ts & told Dave to piss that stupid Ken off he started to rave on it was taking us the right way, now not to many places I haven't been to in NSW & know how to get to get up Tamworth way thougth the stupid GPS was taking us via windsor so I got suckered in & went along with the idiotic thing till we were nearly @ Lithgo thats when I spat the dummy & told him to piss the silly thing off.

I pulled into a servo to get a proper map Dave was talking to one of the locals who told him that we were going the right way naturally Dave had a big smile on his his face cause he thought he'd proved Jumpus wrong which would've been a 1st for him.

Then I told him to tell the local guy where we had started the trip from, well that was a different story wasn't it ??

The poor guy laughed so much he rolled over & died, Dave was very happy with that as he was our very 1st road kill & Dave got to have him for lunch

The Navara was a pleasure to drive handled the roads with ease it was the 1st time I'd gone on a trip not towing anything with it & had to watch the speedo cause B4 you knew it we were doing around 160 klm's p h with a touch of the accelerator, next stop was Mudgee had to refuel & whilst Dave was in paying for the fuel I drove off & left him there went & hid around the the corner & watched him from a distance he was like a lost sheep & the locals there were laughing @ him cause they'd seen me drive off & hide.

Anyways I finally decided to go fetch him cause he had his thumb up in the air trying to hitch a ride back to Sydney but the irriot was walking on the wrong side of the road & would've ended up in Broken Hill had anybody stopped to give him a lift

So off we went on our merry way again out of the mountains onto the flats around sundown saw roo's all over the place & I hit one when it decide to do the roo'y thing & jump back @ the car fortunately it was only a little fella & hit the side step with no damage to the car Dave was happy with the road kill as he got to have another snack.

7. 30 pm saw us finally arrive @ SUMO's mind ewes we left @ 11 am & that stupid GPS took us through every tollway in Sydney to get there must've cost around $30 in tolls.

Well that was day 1 more to follow I gave both Dave & SUMO new titles under their usernames well Dave is now Telescopic Stick cause SUMO told him to go poke a euro with one, mind you this although a little bugger this is still a feral roo more than capable of ripping Dave to pieces

[SUMOFISHIN]

There Once was a Bloke called Jumpy
He went for a Trip it was Bumpy
He first headed South
And boy what a Mouth
He gave everyone's Ears a good thumping.

[SUMOFISHIN]

There WAS a Bright Feller called Dave
He looked like he needed a Shave
Had a Mate called KEN
But Never again
Cause he sent Poor old Ken to his Grave.

[Jumpus GooDarus]

In days of old
When knights were bold
SUMO didn't eat as much
He sat in my car
Eating from a bloody BIG JAR
When the bugger got up
The seat was shaped like a cup
And it looked like a BLOODY BIG CRATER

[Jumpus GooDarus]

Not in the mood to do day 2 @ present but here's a pic of a couple of stinker's we saw whilst driving to the property makes a difference shooting them with the bigger megagoogle camera & the bigger Telepoopy lens.

these 2 were prob only 200 meters from us & only took off when they saw Dave running @ them wearing a BIB holding a knife & fork




Here's another herd actually there was 3 herds but the other 2 herds aren't in the pic they were around the hill now for all ewe city slickers the bigger dark object aren't goats they're Moo Moo Cows Dave had a hard time getting the Moo Moo's to fit in his Gum Boots

Pic was taken from around 700 meters away if I recall correctly

[Jumpus GooDarus]

The Malteso connection

Dave Mounting SUMO

[CATCH22]

SUMO WAS HIS NAME
SHOOTING WAS HIS GAME
NEVER SHOOT ANY
NOT WORTH A PENNY
SO NOW HE IS CALL FANNY....

[jasonb]

poor old sumo ,,you guys could of stood the legs on a brick or somethin ,cause he looks like hes havin trouble gettin his head down low enough to site up ,,,lol

[CATCH22]

i once met a guy named jason
a famer was his occupation
when the debt collectors arived
he nearly died..but wife saved him again.....

[Smelly]

That's a gr8 shot,shows the country well.

Just one Q.Not having a permit,but remmbering the rules as i was applying for one.

How do ya's go with the no shooting over horizon rule there???

Looks a bit tricky.

Also my pic of the poets goes to DAVE,with MG a close second and JG LAST

Some good pics there aswell as a good laugh


SMELLY

[Jumpus GooDarus]

It's all one property Smelly & the only thing I shot from that spot was the photo's

I crept up on the goats from around the hill & was shooting down @ them


There was a fellow called Smelly
He crept up on the goats on his Belly
What more could you ask
He was wearing his mask
As he mounted a nanny called Kelly

[Smelly]

:WowSpinBlue: thats a good one JG.!!





Maybe we should have poems section



SMELLY

[jasonb]

there once was a guy named jumpus he used to try and humpus
we gave him the snip , he started to wear a slip
so then he decided to dumpus

[jasonb]

there once was a guy named catch ,wherever he walked he used to scratch,
we had a look ,it was from humping a chook ,







come on guys help me finish this one off

[CATCH22]

I ONCE MET SOME GUYS ON THE NET
JASON SUMO AND BRET
JUMPAS SO SMART
BOY HE CAN FART
AND NOW WE ARE BACK WHERE WE STARTED

[CATCH22]

JASON WAS HIS NAME
MONEY OWING WAS HIS GAME
HE THOUGHT HE WAS WISE
AND PUT ON A DISGUISE
WE WAVED A CHOOK AND OUT HE SHOOK
AND OUR MONEY WE TOOK .......