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![]() *Telescopic Stick* ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 234 Joined: 14-April 07 From: THE SHIRE Member No.: 8 ![]() |
JJUMPAS WAS HIS NAME
NEVER HAD ANY FAME SEEMS TO KNOW IT ALL BUT NEVER TAKES A FALL MOTOR MOUTH WE NKNOW HE HIS EAR PLUGS ARE HIS BIGGEST FEARS GOOD HEART IS THIS BLOKE BUT HEAVEN HELP HIS BLOODY JOKES THESE ARE ALL TRUE FACTS SUMO WILL BE THERE TO BACK.... |
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#22
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![]() His Eminance ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Administrators Posts: 5,725 Joined: 13-April 07 From: Sydney Member No.: 2 ![]() |
Well Well Well if Dave wasn't trying to mount SUMO or trying to poke a Roo with a stick he was being a down right boar
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#23
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![]() " Master of Black Fish"(alias The Criminal)" ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Moderator Posts: 1,422 Joined: 7-May 07 From: Engadine NSW Member No.: 30 ![]() |
Got a couple of pics from a place near Manilla. And then a couple of pics of Sumos cows. Sorry I had to shoot one of them Sumo.
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#24
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![]() His Eminance ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Administrators Posts: 5,725 Joined: 13-April 07 From: Sydney Member No.: 2 ![]() |
That 1st pic looks like Cobar terrain :????
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![]() His Eminance ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Administrators Posts: 5,725 Joined: 13-April 07 From: Sydney Member No.: 2 ![]() |
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#26
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![]() " Master of Black Fish"(alias The Criminal)" ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Moderator Posts: 1,422 Joined: 7-May 07 From: Engadine NSW Member No.: 30 ![]() |
The first pic is Nyngan, the pigs are Jacks Creek near Willow Tree and the moo cows are in Kakadu
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#27
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![]() the wizz kid ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 693 Joined: 14-April 07 From: manilla,kingstown Member No.: 9 ![]() |
lol good on ya dave
-------------------- allways in the shit ,its just the depth that varies
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![]() His Eminance ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Administrators Posts: 5,725 Joined: 13-April 07 From: Sydney Member No.: 2 ![]() |
Good on ya Dave ???????????
I'll fix your little Red Wagon jason now that SUMO's on his way home ![]() ![]() Now I can start telling the good stories of what really happened up there ![]() ![]() ![]() In case anyone is wondering how SUMO got his new title The Manilla Gorilla well here's a pic of him going out on a date with that telescopic stick they told me that back in Malta they took turns in who wore the GUM BOOTS ![]() -------------------- ![]() Save The Fish, Eat a Pussy |
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#29
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![]() *Telescopic Stick* ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 234 Joined: 14-April 07 From: THE SHIRE Member No.: 8 ![]() |
There was a man named jason
On a farm was his situation Ebay he used to spend Trying to keep up a trend Untill the debt collector they send Oh boy what a shock He hid behind a rock with sand in his sock allthough diguise in a frock they new he was just a mock and $18000 they got..... |
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#30
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![]() *Telescopic Stick* ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 234 Joined: 14-April 07 From: THE SHIRE Member No.: 8 ![]() |
sumo was from minilla
oh boy the size of a gorilla smart as a fox hunts with rocks for guns are not his game cause jumpas and i put him to shame good hearted that for sure but cant shoot a bore bullshit he repeats trophies are his treat dust they have collected trash and treasure are there propestive |
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#31
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![]() *Telescopic Stick* ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 234 Joined: 14-April 07 From: THE SHIRE Member No.: 8 ![]() |
i know a guy called jumpas
tells us he wants to humpas he lives in the south ow what a mouth never shuts up to let you speak up but now his been tapped by his mate sumo |
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#32
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![]() His Eminance ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Administrators Posts: 5,725 Joined: 13-April 07 From: Sydney Member No.: 2 ![]() |
Are You For @#%&more @#% Real ?
![]() ![]() Talk about the mouth from the South my ears were still ringing with the sound of your voice way into the wee hrs of last last ![]() You gave poor SUMO heart burn & he couldn't sleep either poor bloke had nightmares all night hearing the sound of your voice ringing in his ears as well. I felt sorry for the poor dog because he's got big ears might have to put him down ![]() ![]() -------------------- ![]() Save The Fish, Eat a Pussy |
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![]() *Telescopic Stick* ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 234 Joined: 14-April 07 From: THE SHIRE Member No.: 8 ![]() |
catch and jumpas went up the hill
to catch a goat or two motor mouth of the south scarde them thru and thru sumo did say put that gun away for catch has the stick that will do the trick and we all lived happily ever after... |
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![]() the yack man ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Donator Posts: 2,165 Joined: 13-April 07 From: paradise beach Member No.: 4 ![]() |
now that the Li's have been told it is time to hear from the leader of this great epic, SUMOwill u please tell us of this gr8 hunt as i fear the other two are starching thing a bit.
catch22if u are trying for poet Lorette perhaps some dancing lessons may help because i don't think any thing else will ![]() ![]() ![]() -------------------- bugger it's sold,got meself a house instead
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![]() the wizz kid ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 693 Joined: 14-April 07 From: manilla,kingstown Member No.: 9 ![]() |
yeah i now what stick was in your hand catch :o :o :o
![]() -------------------- allways in the shit ,its just the depth that varies
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#36
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![]() His Eminance ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Administrators Posts: 5,725 Joined: 13-April 07 From: Sydney Member No.: 2 ![]() |
OK guys now that I'm in the mood I better start telling the true stories as only Jumpus can
![]() But B4 I do I have to tell you guys that I figured out why Dave's fish died, well when I picked him up Ness answered the door I asked where the Maltese Sausage was ? well the poor girl couldn't hear me cause she was wearing ear muffs & pointed me in Daves direction. Well Well Well what did I see ? Dave still in his pyjama's swiming around in the fish tank talking to the fish Talk about the mouth from the south by the way I live along way north from him & thats a fact. Anyways I had to sink in the flying gaff tie it to my tow bar just to pull him out of the bloody tank bloody fat malteso had no choice if you guys had seen what he ate for breakfast you'd understand how much he weighed. Anyways I stuck Dave in the spin dryer & loaded his gear A Stick into the car whilst he dryed off & we were on our way out woop woop a place called lithgo. Next thing you know his missus rings to say all the fish where floating he looked @ me & I said What did you expect you're the only person I know who can talk under water & you burst their ear drums I then told him to tell his missus to tie snapper leads around their necks so they wouldn't float. I'll carry on the story later but like most cases we all had a good laugh on the trip ewes may not find some things as funny simply because ewe weren't there -------------------- ![]() Save The Fish, Eat a Pussy |
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![]() *Telescopic Stick* ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 234 Joined: 14-April 07 From: THE SHIRE Member No.: 8 ![]() |
oh boy jumpas your nose is gunna grow ..bigger than PINOCCINO
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![]() *Telescopic Stick* ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 234 Joined: 14-April 07 From: THE SHIRE Member No.: 8 ![]() |
the bloke has a mouth as big as luna park
ungly as ever always in the dark when he talks no one listens for all the grapp that flows is just blessin never shuts up any time of day my advice to you guys is just stay away your truely |
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#39
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![]() *The Manilla Gorilla* ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Moderator Posts: 849 Joined: 14-April 07 From: Manilla NSW Member No.: 13 ![]() |
OK Here Is the real JUMPUS
![]() When we saw his true colours we found him one that would Lay Down without having to shoot it, he said it was very warm ![]() -------------------- I WANNA GO: FISHIN WITH SUMO.
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#40
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![]() *GasMask* ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 273 Joined: 27-April 07 From: Sydney Member No.: 26 ![]() |
alright i'm sorry for taking so long,but i'm not a very good poet,but i'll give it a go
![]() This one's to the tune of " i'd love to have a BEER with Duncan " I'd love to have a fish with Jumpy Cause Jumpy's everyone's mate Unless your name is Dingo Jumpy will be your mate I'd love to have a fish with Jumpy Cause Jumpy thinks he's just great I've heard he can be arsey Even if on the FIN he aint Oh how i'd love to have a fish with Jumpy Hope he don't leave it too late Cause pretty soon his FIN trips will total eight. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() SMELLY -------------------- catch ya
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