The Manilla Trip Options

[CATCH22]

JJUMPAS WAS HIS NAME
NEVER HAD ANY FAME
SEEMS TO KNOW IT ALL
BUT NEVER TAKES A FALL
MOTOR MOUTH WE NKNOW HE HIS
EAR PLUGS ARE HIS BIGGEST FEARS
GOOD HEART IS THIS BLOKE
BUT HEAVEN HELP HIS BLOODY JOKES
THESE ARE ALL TRUE FACTS
SUMO WILL BE THERE TO BACK....

[Jumpus GooDarus]

Well Well Well if Dave wasn't trying to mount SUMO or trying to poke a Roo with a stick he was being a down right boar

[kkw]

Got a couple of pics from a place near Manilla. And then a couple of pics of Sumos cows. Sorry I had to shoot one of them Sumo.

[Jumpus GooDarus]

That 1st pic looks like Cobar terrain :????

[Jumpus GooDarus]

[kkw]

The first pic is Nyngan, the pigs are Jacks Creek near Willow Tree and the moo cows are in Kakadu

[jasonb]

lol good on ya dave

[Jumpus GooDarus]

Good on ya Dave ???????????

I'll fix your little Red Wagon jason now that SUMO's on his way home

Now I can start telling the good stories of what really happened up there By the way is your face still RED

In case anyone is wondering how SUMO got his new title The Manilla Gorilla well here's a pic of him going out on a date with that telescopic stick they told me that back in Malta they took turns in who wore the GUM BOOTS

[CATCH22]

There was a man named jason
On a farm was his situation
Ebay he used to spend
Trying to keep up a trend
Untill the debt collector they send
Oh boy what a shock
He hid behind a rock
with sand in his sock
allthough diguise in a frock
they new he was just a mock
and $18000 they got.....

[CATCH22]

sumo was from minilla
oh boy the size of a gorilla
smart as a fox hunts with rocks
for guns are not his game cause jumpas and i put him to shame
good hearted that for sure but cant shoot a bore
bullshit he repeats trophies are his treat
dust they have collected
trash and treasure are there propestive

[CATCH22]

i know a guy called jumpas
tells us he wants to humpas
he lives in the south ow what a mouth
never shuts up to let you speak up
but now his been tapped by his mate sumo

[Jumpus GooDarus]

Are You For @#%&more @#% Real ?

Talk about the mouth from the South my ears were still ringing with the sound of your voice way into the wee hrs of last last

You gave poor SUMO heart burn & he couldn't sleep either poor bloke had nightmares all night hearing the sound of your voice ringing in his ears as well.

I felt sorry for the poor dog because he's got big ears might have to put him down

[CATCH22]

catch and jumpas went up the hill
to catch a goat or two
motor mouth of the south
scarde them thru and thru
sumo did say put that gun away
for catch has the stick that will do the trick
and we all lived happily ever after...

[poly]

now that the Li's have been told it is time to hear from the leader of this great epic, SUMOwill u please tell us of this gr8 hunt as i fear the other two are starching thing a bit.
catch22if u are trying for poet Lorette perhaps some dancing lessons may help because i don't think any thing else will

[jasonb]

yeah i now what stick was in your hand catch :o :o :o

[Jumpus GooDarus]

OK guys now that I'm in the mood I better start telling the true stories as only Jumpus can

But B4 I do I have to tell you guys that I figured out why Dave's fish died, well when I picked him up Ness answered the door I asked where the Maltese Sausage was ? well the poor girl couldn't hear me cause she was wearing ear muffs & pointed me in Daves direction.

Well Well Well what did I see ? Dave still in his pyjama's swiming around in the fish tank talking to the fish Talk about the mouth from the south by the way I live along way north from him & thats a fact.

Anyways I had to sink in the flying gaff tie it to my tow bar just to pull him out of the bloody tank bloody fat malteso had no choice if you guys had seen what he ate for breakfast you'd understand how much he weighed.

Anyways I stuck Dave in the spin dryer & loaded his gear A Stick into the car whilst he dryed off & we were on our way out woop woop a place called lithgo.

Next thing you know his missus rings to say all the fish where floating he looked @ me & I said

What did you expect you're the only person I know who can talk under water & you burst their ear drums I then told him to tell his missus to tie snapper leads around their necks so they wouldn't float.

I'll carry on the story later but like most cases we all had a good laugh on the trip ewes may not find some things as funny simply because ewe weren't there

[CATCH22]

oh boy jumpas your nose is gunna grow ..bigger than PINOCCINO

[CATCH22]

the bloke has a mouth as big as luna park
ungly as ever always in the dark
when he talks no one listens
for all the grapp that flows is just blessin
never shuts up any time of day
my advice to you guys is just stay away


your truely

[SUMOFISHIN]

OK Here Is the real JUMPUS  goats__lby_Jumpus.jpg ( 75.21K ) Number of downloads: 19
When we saw his true colours we found him one that would Lay Down without having to shoot it, he said it was very warm  llama.jpg ( 79.47K ) Number of downloads: 13

[Smelly]

alright i'm sorry for taking so long,but i'm not a very good poet,but i'll give it a go


This one's to the tune of " i'd love to have a BEER with Duncan "



I'd love to have a fish with Jumpy

Cause Jumpy's everyone's mate

Unless your name is Dingo

Jumpy will be your mate

I'd love to have a fish with Jumpy

Cause Jumpy thinks he's just great

I've heard he can be arsey

Even if on the FIN he aint

Oh how i'd love to have a fish with Jumpy

Hope he don't leave it too late

Cause pretty soon his FIN trips will total eight.





SMELLY