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post Oct 16 2011, 11:15 PM
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Denise got a call from a telemarketer today & they asked for me by name so she gave me the phone and here's the conversation.


Telemarketer: "Hello is this Mr Shinyhead I'd like to talk to you about your computer."

Mr Shinyhead: "Yes this is Mr Shinyhead how can I help you?"

Telemarketer: "Oh, Mr Shinyhead how are you today?"

Mr Shinyhead: "I'm fine thank you, how are you?"

Telemarketer: "I'm good thank you I'd like to talk to you about your computer"

Mr Shinyhead: "Sure but first can you tell me are you wearing any panties?"

Telemarketer: "Huh?... I'd lke to talk to you about your computer."

Mr Shinyhead: "Sure but are you wearing any panties?"

Telemarketer: "Huh?... I don't know?"

Mr Shinyhead: "You don't know if you're wearing panties? Put your hand down between your legs and have a feel around"

Mr Shinyhead: :Can you feel anything down there?"

Telemarketer: CLICK


How rude, she hung up on me. laugh.gif


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post Oct 16 2011, 11:37 PM
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Yeah they can be rude. Fancy not even checking for you!!! They don't bother to phone here for the past 30 yrs.
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post Nov 1 2011, 08:57 PM
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I got another one yesterday, a feisty Indian chick.
I look forward to telemarketers now, I'm taking my number off the do not call list.

It's phone sex for free this one yesterday closed with her calling me 'A sick f**K' when she hung up the phone but it was worth it, I really had her wound up. hysterical.gif

I hope they don't start getting the blokes to call I'll have to give them Jumpy's number.


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post Nov 2 2011, 01:54 AM
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I hope they don't start getting the blokes to call I'll have to give them Jumpy's number.


You're an idiot Fed
That so called chick hu ling ling ewe was a bloke i gave him your ling ling no laugh.gif laugh.gif


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post Nov 2 2011, 01:01 PM
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Well she did have a husky voice. oops.gif


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post Nov 2 2011, 02:38 PM
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Her russian dick should've given it away ewe wally laugh.gif laugh.gif


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post Nov 3 2011, 03:58 AM
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Fair dinkum.......... hysterical.gif hysterical.gif hysterical.gif


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post Nov 3 2011, 01:15 PM
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I'm going to ask the next one to email me some nudie pics just to be sure she's not a bloke. SmellyFarTing.gif


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