Denise got a call from a telemarketer today & they asked for me by name so she gave me the phone and here's the conversation.


Telemarketer: "Hello is this Mr Shinyhead I'd like to talk to you about your computer."

Mr Shinyhead: "Yes this is Mr Shinyhead how can I help you?"

Telemarketer: "Oh, Mr Shinyhead how are you today?"

Mr Shinyhead: "I'm fine thank you, how are you?"

Telemarketer: "I'm good thank you I'd like to talk to you about your computer"

Mr Shinyhead: "Sure but first can you tell me are you wearing any panties?"

Telemarketer: "Huh?... I'd lke to talk to you about your computer."

Mr Shinyhead: "Sure but are you wearing any panties?"

Telemarketer: "Huh?... I don't know?"

Mr Shinyhead: "You don't know if you're wearing panties? Put your hand down between your legs and have a feel around"

Mr Shinyhead: :Can you feel anything down there?"

Telemarketer: CLICK


How rude, she hung up on me.

Yeah they can be rude. Fancy not even checking for you!!! They don't bother to phone here for the past 30 yrs.

I got another one yesterday, a feisty Indian chick.
I look forward to telemarketers now, I'm taking my number off the do not call list.

It's phone sex for free this one yesterday closed with her calling me 'A sick f**K' when she hung up the phone but it was worth it, I really had her wound up.

I hope they don't start getting the blokes to call I'll have to give them Jumpy's number.

You're an idiot Fed
That so called chick hu ling ling ewe was a bloke i gave him your ling ling no

Well she did have a husky voice.

Her russian dick should've given it away ewe wally

Fair dinkum..........

I'm going to ask the next one to email me some nudie pics just to be sure she's not a bloke.