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Jumpus GooDarus
post Nov 7 2010, 03:54 PM
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Brurry irriot Duck Flakka dosen't know the difference between night & day had to explain to him that fishy's do sleepies of a night time & dont have to worry about weting the bed to get up early like he does they sleep on water beds.

Wot goose gets up b4 the sun does I ask ?????????????

It's a 5 hr donkey ride from where Bees lives just to get to my place, 7 if the donkey has to pull his goat as well 4cast said rain & I wasn't going to get wet so said leave goat behing & we'll go in the Jumpus.

Tis been a while & after fushing wittle goat of late cant help noticing how much room is on big goat not to mention the power of twins finally got the chance to really give them a run.

Did not like the big tides of yesterday wun wittle bit a 1.9 @ 9.30 am
Knew we'd also miss turn if we wnt in search of squiddys so pulled 1/2 doz out of the freezer, wize move cause bay was filfy & they would've been hard to ketch esp Bee Ying handicapped by having DuckMan on board hysterical.gif

Got to molly & didn't really look to crash hot, lack of baitfush showing on sounder gave it 1/2 hr there then pulled up the bomb & ran over to where I've been doing plitty good of late.

Baitfish were there just not as thick as previous trips, finally rigger clip broke free we'd had 1st hit but it was only a wittle girl & et the squid's head leaving the cone, pulled out anothe squid this time pinning head with trailing hook as squid was a dead bait.

Got bored after 1/2 hr girls weren't really about so pulled in beaut day on the water & wind was @ minimal good opp to run nth & get some live squid, didn't take long had 7 or so in the boat only wun being small enough to use as bait.

Naturally Jumpus did all the ketching whilst Bees was velly busy ketcting rocks & live squid jig eating weed, did line Bees with wun of the squid & he got ZOTTED hysterical.gif
Twas prob not a good idea on my behalve cause the black ink gave him the impression that he was Will Smith & for the rest of the day i had to put up with him singing

Na Na Na Na NaNa
I Got ZOTTED
I got Squiddy Wit It

For sum reason squids shut down after an hr only logical explanation was Bees singing soran out to a reef i fish & know holds girls pulled squid around for an hr plenty of bait on the sounder but no girls so decided to anchor up & baitfush, good readings on snapper on bottom also got the spin gear out 2nd flick i came up solid that was my cue
Na Na Na Na NaNa
I got Jiggy wit it
Felt like a not bad fish few head shakes thought nice snappy tom but it was a bloody big Fed Baker @ least it was red.

Alot of algae about yesterday which i dont like so decided to head back into the bay to ketch the arvo tide turn below average session plenty of undersized snappy toms blurters were thin in no's but good value on the light gear few not bad sized tailor jumpus got a nice brimski.

Classic of the day was when i ketched a wittle Pt Jackson shark, Bees got all exited esp when 2 big clasps weren't pretruding out & made the comment

Finally a PJ that dosen't have a CLASP that's bigger than mine

Naturally I started hysterical.gif hysterical.gif & proceeded to point out that it was a GIRL PJ hysterical.gif
But did comfort Bees by telling him that his MAN BOOBIES were bigger than hers hysterical.gif

ps] lost pics on other pc which went down last night haven't bothered tryng to get it going


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post Nov 7 2010, 05:11 PM
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You all know Jumpy's doesn't let the truth get in the way of a great story hysterical.gif I smash him on the squiddies yesterday.. He even started to mimick my retrieve.(He was looking for answers) I showed him a few things and he started to improve a little...hahahahahahaha keep up the good work mate.. it will come, ok.... smile.gif

Here is a picture of me showing Jumpy an Bafoo what they look like
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Jumpy had enough of me catching all the squid, so he took me back into the bay to flex his muscles in his own backyard... just quietly, he smashed me with the fishing side.. But i did catch 2 snappers on the plastics, so i was charmed.
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Thanks for getting out there with me again Mr Jumpus.. We always laugh and have a good time.. but please, keep that shirt on mate... It's fishing that we do, not 'Wild Boys Afloat" ok!! thanks in advance... hysterical.gif
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post Nov 7 2010, 08:49 PM
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QUOTE (Bees Knees @ Nov 8 2010, 12:11 PM) *
Here is a picture of me showing Jumpy an Bafoo what they look like



BooBoo isn't sirry nor are all the other guys here hu choose to put ewe in their ignore list hysterical.gif hysterical.gif

BooBoo the Duckman pleaded with me to let him pose for that pic with wun of the squiddy's that I caught just so ewe would think him a fisherman hysterical.gif

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Jumpy had enough of me catching all the squid


Truth be know Jumpy had had enough of all the weed Duckman was filling the boat up with not to mention all the times I had to unsnag his jig off the rocks honestly guys the Duckman was brurry hopeless not even letting him use wun of my EGI rods made a difference. hysterical.gif

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But i did catch 2 snappers on the plastics, so i was charmed.


Ewe refering to those 2 wittle snappy toms that only had wun eye & a black patch over the udder wun ???? hysterical.gif

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but please, keep that shirt on mate...


Sum wun had to show ewe wot a body without Man Booby's looks like hysterical.gif hysterical.gif


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post Nov 7 2010, 11:33 PM
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omg_smilie.gif Is that the start of a gut I can see??? Love handles are starting to bulge over the sides!!! Won't take long for them thar man boobies to sprout, JG. Good going boys. Want to catch a nice squid myself, byt may have to draw the line at actually touching one, unless it is a really old one with no teeth.
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post Nov 7 2010, 11:46 PM
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QUOTE (kkw @ Nov 8 2010, 06:33 PM) *
omg_smilie.gif Is that the start of a gut I can see??? Love handles are starting to bulge over the sides!!!


Nope !

I'm making a Mini Me for the other goat


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post Nov 8 2010, 01:02 AM
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QUOTE (Jumpus GooDarus @ Nov 8 2010, 06:46 PM) *
Nope !

I'm making a Mini Me for the other goat


Hmm A mini jumpus,
bees you will have to get him up earlier as he's got another mouth to feed hysterical.gif hysterical.gif
Did he take his guchi bag & high heels rolleyes.gif hysterical.gif


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post Nov 8 2010, 02:21 AM
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QUOTE (Sir Reel @ Nov 8 2010, 08:02 PM) *
Did he take his guchi bag & high heels

Nope I 4got to load them into the boat in my defence I was distracted

See this invisible plane landed in the street got to the bottom & taxi'd back 2wards me then Wonder Woman jumps out all dressed up in her costume.

Well i thought it was Wonder Woman cause of the BIG TITS, silly me should've known it wasn't Wonder Woman & it was Bees with his man booby's hanging out

Anyways I told him no way he was getting in my boat dressed like that & made him change that's when it got more ugly

The plic wore his lucky shimano undies [wuns with all the crabs] over his fishnet stockings hysterical.gif


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post Nov 8 2010, 02:25 AM
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Ummmmmmm male sharks do have claspers. rolleyes.gif

Nice squiddies though.


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post Nov 8 2010, 02:34 AM
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QUOTE (Jumpus GooDarus @ Nov 8 2010, 09:21 PM) *
Nope I 4got to load them into the boat in my defence I was distracted

See this invisible plane landed in the street got to the bottom & taxi'd back 2wards me then Wonder Woman jumps out all dressed up in her costume.

Well i thought it was Wonder Woman cause of the BIG TITS, silly me should've known it wasn't Wonder Woman & it was Bees with his man booby's hanging out

Anyways I told him no way he was getting in my boat dressed like that & made him change that's when it got more ugly

The plic wore his lucky shimano undies [wuns with all the crabs] over his fishnet stockings hysterical.gif



Aww come on show us your poster_kewlpics.gif

Gezze beez waz there early, had you been to bed long after the emot51.gif

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post Nov 8 2010, 03:39 AM
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Love the report guys - looks like a fun day.

I was abit hesitant when I got the invite and by the pictures and stories posted - Im glad I declined, you know what they say "threes a crowd" rolleyes.gif


Some quality squid caught there - good to see that the weather held you guys.


very funny post and its good to see you guys have some fun.




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P.S - JUMPY - put those guns away ,Bees dosent like the competition.
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post Nov 8 2010, 03:53 AM
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Piss'd myself hysterical.gif 2day
Duckman gave me ling ling to tell me he had fixed me up in this thread by payback

When will people learn yu's cant beat the mentality of the Jumpus, I've allready got a comeback long b4's ewes even ask the question hysterical.gif

Prob sneak out again in next couple days got sum good reports of good sized snappys down sth


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QUOTE (Jumpus GooDarus @ Nov 8 2010, 10:53 PM) *
Piss'd myself hysterical.gif 2day



Now I know why there was so much rain yesterday.


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QUOTE (kkw @ Nov 8 2010, 06:33 PM) *
Want to catch a nice squid myself, byt may have to draw the line at actually touching one, unless it is a really old one with no teeth.


There would be squid, where you blackfish mate... take a jig with you!

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post Nov 8 2010, 01:18 PM
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Jumpy, when will you ever learn??? Its water off a 'Duck Flukkas' back...

On a side note, I think Jumpy appreciates the fact that he has nothing extra to do, when 'I' take him fishing on 'his' boats. he just has to get in it and drive it off... no reversing or anything..
By the time he picked me up from the wharf, I think I got the closest thing to a 'thankyou' that he gets. hahahahahaha

Love your work Jumpy, even if you need to improve you squiddy catching rates hysterical.gif

Here is a couple of pics of last nights dinner... they come up a treat emot108.gif
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Your wife has a tattoo Bees?
No wait! That's a MANBOOB! hysterical.gif


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post Nov 8 2010, 04:36 PM
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Ewe left out the conversation Bees
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Jumpy, i think i have inhereted the 'Porky Slayer' title pal... You couldn't 'Lie' straight in bed hysterical.gif hysterical.gif

Anyways.... Did Fed say something??

P.S. Calamari was great...


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QUOTE (Bees Knees @ Nov 9 2010, 02:01 PM) *
Jumpy, i think i have inhereted the 'Porky Slayer' title pal... You couldn't 'Lie' straight in bed hysterical.gif hysterical.gif


PorkyTella more like it, ewe look nut ting like Buffy allthough she wouldn't mind having titty's the size of your ManBooby's hysterical.gif hysterical.gif

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Anyways.... Did Fed say something??


Saw Mr Shinny Head 2day didn't recognise him @ 1st [He wasn't wearing any SOCKS] hysterical.gif

Anyways he reckons it's DUCK season

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Evlly Bloody says that cant get it any fresher than that


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QUOTE (Jumpus GooDarus @ Nov 9 2010, 06:24 PM) *
Anyways he reckons it's DUCK season


Whatever.... rolleyes.gif


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post Nov 9 2010, 02:41 AM
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QUOTE (Jumpus GooDarus @ Nov 8 2010, 10:53 PM) *
Prob sneak out again in next couple days got sum good reports of good sized snappys down sth


How far sth?
Should I go fuel the boat
Maybe I can show you some BIG SNAPPER


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