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Jumpus GooDarus
post Oct 18 2010, 01:54 AM
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Greetings earthlings !

Nanoo Nanoo !

Not a bad wooking day 2day so did sum ting different & did a BooBooWinkle

Hey Wocky watch me pull sum Crabs out of my hat !



Still a bit early to get them in no's & all these came out of the same Hat

That Twick Allways works

In the meantime thought I'd try for some squiddy's inside the bay, hard yakka but I got a few & they were a wee bit big for the girly fish that were about.

Contantly watched the rod tip bouncing on the Scotty2Hotty & the kungs had probs grabbing the squid let alone breaking the release clip.

Thought I'd check the bait so brought it up closly followed by a school of around 20 girly fish [must've been on a Hens night out]


Hmmmmmmmmmmmm !

Wot Tu Du ???????????

Quick tinking by Jumpus Da Goodarus saw me rig up the spin stick as a bait rod 6/0 hook wee wee ball sinker & a big lovely strip of squiddy.

After that evlly time I saw the rod attached to the Scotty2Hotty start to bounce I'd feed the squid stip out.

Did all right using this twicky wittle twick nailed 4 girly's all just under legal but good fun on the light gear they were fat sheila's to boot



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post Oct 18 2010, 02:02 AM
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You been hanging aroung the Dirty Ladies Jumpy?? Thought you were fishing, but you come back with crabs....smile.gif


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post Oct 18 2010, 02:26 AM
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QUOTE (Bees Knees @ Oct 18 2010, 09:02 PM) *
You been hanging aroung the Dirty Ladies Jumpy?? Thought you were fishing, but you come back with crabs....smile.gif

hysterical.gif hysterical.gif
Good to sea someones getting out there
Im hopeing to try a new spot tommorow
Time to start exploring more areas
Reports of Kings 70 cm of Moruya


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post Oct 18 2010, 03:37 AM
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hysterical.gif Very funny Bees,


Jumpy loves parading around with his rod in his hands.I think he caught those crabs with his fishnet stockings. hysterical.gif rolleyes.gif



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post Oct 18 2010, 04:46 AM
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Well BuBu !

I didn't get them out of Master Yoda's Picnic Basket hysterical.gif hysterical.gif

If ewe must know didn't even pull them out of the hat

Truth be known Bee's was wearing his LUCKY Shimano undies last time he was out on my goat

They were LUCKY indeed cause Tu DUCKS rocked up hysterical.gif hysterical.gif

In all his exitement Bee's 4got to put them on & left them on the goat & that's where the CRABS came from

ps] If ewe see apair of low flying DUCKS with CRABS eating their crotch's know this

Bee's calls them GIRLFRIENDS


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post Oct 18 2010, 06:21 PM
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Good to see the return of some kings. Any salmon busting up? Also what was the temp? I've heard it's started to warm up a bit?


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post Oct 18 2010, 09:13 PM
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Didn't really go outside the heads intended to but NE 'r had just started blowing & it's a bitch of a wind @ my favoured squiddy spot so I had to get squiddy's inside the bay.

Going by the readings the sounder was giving, good guess baitfushys have finally moved into the bay & reason kungs have to

Did venture out to Shaky, birds were looking not feeding but a nice surprise

BLUE WATER right up to the rocks 19.5 deg

Did sneak out to the peak last wednesday water was green that day but 22 deg


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post Oct 19 2010, 11:37 AM
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hes been in his mankini down on the water front again ,,poor bloke ,and too come back with crabs ,,shame on you jumpy,,cheers jas


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post Oct 20 2010, 12:29 AM
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You're just a jealous bitch cause my crabs are bigger than your muddy yabbys hysterical.gif


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post Oct 20 2010, 12:52 PM
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hahahahaha... Looks like I started something hysterical.gif So I'll keep going...

Has anyone else fished with Jumpy in the summer?? I was unfortunate enough to be out on a stinking hot day, so he took his shirt off!!! The bugger is that skinny, the sun shined through him!!! Go Figure!!! hysterical.gif hysterical.gif


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post Oct 20 2010, 04:00 PM
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Better point out wot Bee's interpretatation of skinny is

It's a person whu dosen't eat doz Jollopina's 4 dinner whilst administering a 9 gallon keg of beer into his veins via a canula.
Those also fitting the criteria ??

Bees warned if your Man Boobies aren't bigger than Pamella Stevens you're skinny
Bees warned if ewe dont have Love Handles which require a Wide Load Side you're skinny
Bees warned if you can see your PENIS whilst doing wee wee's you're skinny [explains Bees fascination with Pt Jackons CLASPS] hysterical.gif


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QUOTE (Jumpus GooDarus @ Oct 21 2010, 11:00 AM) *
Better point out wot Bee's interpretatation of skinny is

It's a person whu dosen't eat doz Jollopina's 4 dinner whilst administering a 9 gallon keg of beer into his veins via a canula.
Those also fitting the criteria ??

Bees warned if your Man Boobies aren't bigger than Pamella Stevens you're skinny
Bees warned if ewe dont have Love Handles which require a Wide Load Side you're skinny
Bees warned if you can see your PENIS whilst doing wee wee's you're skinny [explains Bees fascination with Pt Jackons CLASPS] hysterical.gif


hysterical.gif Dont take is sooo personal mate, just an observation hysterical.gif For the record, I love Jalopino's and can still see my penis.. (fortunatley) poke.gif
P.S. Did anyone else know Port Jacksons had 2 dicks?? I was definatlely intrigued at the possibilities SmellyFarTing.gif


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post Oct 20 2010, 06:19 PM
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bees you should see him in his budgie smugglers ,,looks like something off the x files ,,cheers jas


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post Oct 22 2010, 04:26 PM
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what sort of crab pots are you using jumpas. i should of keept a few of those smelly cootas from last weeks fishing trip.


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post Oct 22 2010, 05:11 PM
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Witchy Poo Hats

Have got the other type but thinks only allowed to put out wun of those type

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Nope !

Use fresh bait not old crap


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post Oct 22 2010, 06:08 PM
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How about some frozen fresh mullet bait


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post Oct 22 2010, 06:16 PM
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That'll du the twick but why watse $$ buying it

I just ketch bait b4 setting hats wun blurter = 2 baits

They're pretty thick @ present so stocked up the freezer saves having to ketch them evlly trip


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post Oct 22 2010, 06:46 PM
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Can whiches hats be left over night. I always thought they had bee lifted every few min as the crab would eat the bait and leave. Good value if I can drop 5 per person. Should be able to get a few that way.

It says on the fisheries site not to be used in ocean waters. Wonder wtf that is


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post Oct 22 2010, 09:37 PM
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Not a good idea to leave them overnight, prob is rays, sharks etc find them & they get destroyed
I check mine every couple of hrs

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Never !

Once they set foot onto net they start to get tangled & there's no way they can get away


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post Oct 22 2010, 11:22 PM
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Cool, We just placed 3 traps in Durras lake. One for each of us.
Used to be great place for blue swimmers and prawns but now the river is closed over im not so sure.
Bloody between National parks & wildlife blocking all the trails to the lake and the marine park banning the areas that are open it was hard to find a spot to put them.
Then the heavens had to open up when we finally find a spot :( Put on some waiders and off we went.
Oh well time will tell if it was a good idea. We will collect them in the morning.
Was hoping to give the mother-in-law crabs tommorow.
Well we all had fun any way.
Also got some witches hats to put out on our next fishing trip


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