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Jumpus GooDarus
Greetings earthlings !

Nanoo Nanoo !

Not a bad wooking day 2day so did sum ting different & did a BooBooWinkle

Hey Wocky watch me pull sum Crabs out of my hat !



Still a bit early to get them in no's & all these came out of the same Hat

That Twick Allways works

In the meantime thought I'd try for some squiddy's inside the bay, hard yakka but I got a few & they were a wee bit big for the girly fish that were about.

Contantly watched the rod tip bouncing on the Scotty2Hotty & the kungs had probs grabbing the squid let alone breaking the release clip.

Thought I'd check the bait so brought it up closly followed by a school of around 20 girly fish [must've been on a Hens night out]


Hmmmmmmmmmmmm !

Wot Tu Du ???????????

Quick tinking by Jumpus Da Goodarus saw me rig up the spin stick as a bait rod 6/0 hook wee wee ball sinker & a big lovely strip of squiddy.

After that evlly time I saw the rod attached to the Scotty2Hotty start to bounce I'd feed the squid stip out.

Did all right using this twicky wittle twick nailed 4 girly's all just under legal but good fun on the light gear they were fat sheila's to boot

Bees Knees
You been hanging aroung the Dirty Ladies Jumpy?? Thought you were fishing, but you come back with crabs....smile.gif
Sir Reel
QUOTE (Bees Knees @ Oct 18 2010, 09:02 PM) *
You been hanging aroung the Dirty Ladies Jumpy?? Thought you were fishing, but you come back with crabs....smile.gif

hysterical.gif hysterical.gif
Good to sea someones getting out there
Im hopeing to try a new spot tommorow
Time to start exploring more areas
Reports of Kings 70 cm of Moruya
bafoo
hysterical.gif Very funny Bees,


Jumpy loves parading around with his rod in his hands.I think he caught those crabs with his fishnet stockings. hysterical.gif rolleyes.gif



Bafoo
Jumpus GooDarus
Well BuBu !

I didn't get them out of Master Yoda's Picnic Basket hysterical.gif hysterical.gif

If ewe must know didn't even pull them out of the hat

Truth be known Bee's was wearing his LUCKY Shimano undies last time he was out on my goat

They were LUCKY indeed cause Tu DUCKS rocked up hysterical.gif hysterical.gif

In all his exitement Bee's 4got to put them on & left them on the goat & that's where the CRABS came from

ps] If ewe see apair of low flying DUCKS with CRABS eating their crotch's know this

Bee's calls them GIRLFRIENDS
catchnrelease
Good to see the return of some kings. Any salmon busting up? Also what was the temp? I've heard it's started to warm up a bit?
Jumpus GooDarus
Didn't really go outside the heads intended to but NE 'r had just started blowing & it's a bitch of a wind @ my favoured squiddy spot so I had to get squiddy's inside the bay.

Going by the readings the sounder was giving, good guess baitfushys have finally moved into the bay & reason kungs have to

Did venture out to Shaky, birds were looking not feeding but a nice surprise

BLUE WATER right up to the rocks 19.5 deg

Did sneak out to the peak last wednesday water was green that day but 22 deg
jasonb
hes been in his mankini down on the water front again ,,poor bloke ,and too come back with crabs ,,shame on you jumpy,,cheers jas
Jumpus GooDarus
You're just a jealous bitch cause my crabs are bigger than your muddy yabbys hysterical.gif
Bees Knees
hahahahaha... Looks like I started something hysterical.gif So I'll keep going...

Has anyone else fished with Jumpy in the summer?? I was unfortunate enough to be out on a stinking hot day, so he took his shirt off!!! The bugger is that skinny, the sun shined through him!!! Go Figure!!! hysterical.gif hysterical.gif
Jumpus GooDarus
Better point out wot Bee's interpretatation of skinny is

It's a person whu dosen't eat doz Jollopina's 4 dinner whilst administering a 9 gallon keg of beer into his veins via a canula.
Those also fitting the criteria ??

Bees warned if your Man Boobies aren't bigger than Pamella Stevens you're skinny
Bees warned if ewe dont have Love Handles which require a Wide Load Side you're skinny
Bees warned if you can see your PENIS whilst doing wee wee's you're skinny [explains Bees fascination with Pt Jackons CLASPS] hysterical.gif
Bees Knees
QUOTE (Jumpus GooDarus @ Oct 21 2010, 11:00 AM) *
Better point out wot Bee's interpretatation of skinny is

It's a person whu dosen't eat doz Jollopina's 4 dinner whilst administering a 9 gallon keg of beer into his veins via a canula.
Those also fitting the criteria ??

Bees warned if your Man Boobies aren't bigger than Pamella Stevens you're skinny
Bees warned if ewe dont have Love Handles which require a Wide Load Side you're skinny
Bees warned if you can see your PENIS whilst doing wee wee's you're skinny [explains Bees fascination with Pt Jackons CLASPS] hysterical.gif


hysterical.gif Dont take is sooo personal mate, just an observation hysterical.gif For the record, I love Jalopino's and can still see my penis.. (fortunatley) poke.gif
P.S. Did anyone else know Port Jacksons had 2 dicks?? I was definatlely intrigued at the possibilities SmellyFarTing.gif
jasonb
bees you should see him in his budgie smugglers ,,looks like something off the x files ,,cheers jas
Sir Reel
what sort of crab pots are you using jumpas. i should of keept a few of those smelly cootas from last weeks fishing trip.
Jumpus GooDarus
Witchy Poo Hats

Have got the other type but thinks only allowed to put out wun of those type

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should of keept a few of those smelly cootas from last weeks fishing trip


Nope !

Use fresh bait not old crap
Sir Reel
How about some frozen fresh mullet bait
Jumpus GooDarus
That'll du the twick but why watse $$ buying it

I just ketch bait b4 setting hats wun blurter = 2 baits

They're pretty thick @ present so stocked up the freezer saves having to ketch them evlly trip
Sir Reel
Can whiches hats be left over night. I always thought they had bee lifted every few min as the crab would eat the bait and leave. Good value if I can drop 5 per person. Should be able to get a few that way.

It says on the fisheries site not to be used in ocean waters. Wonder wtf that is
Jumpus GooDarus
Not a good idea to leave them overnight, prob is rays, sharks etc find them & they get destroyed
I check mine every couple of hrs

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I always thought they had bee lifted every few min as the crab would eat the bait and leave.


Never !

Once they set foot onto net they start to get tangled & there's no way they can get away
Sir Reel
Cool, We just placed 3 traps in Durras lake. One for each of us.
Used to be great place for blue swimmers and prawns but now the river is closed over im not so sure.
Bloody between National parks & wildlife blocking all the trails to the lake and the marine park banning the areas that are open it was hard to find a spot to put them.
Then the heavens had to open up when we finally find a spot :( Put on some waiders and off we went.
Oh well time will tell if it was a good idea. We will collect them in the morning.
Was hoping to give the mother-in-law crabs tommorow.
Well we all had fun any way.
Also got some witches hats to put out on our next fishing trip
Jumpus GooDarus
It is fun & makes a good change from just catching fushy's all the time

When droping the witchy hats I look for a sandy patch amoungst the weed.

On a roll @ present so next trip out I'll drop lobster pots
Sir Reel
Well collected the traps this morning
& nothing GooD arus in them.
I read last night that they dont like the rain ( must give em a head ace )
Anyhow will try another spot next weekend.
Jumpus GooDarus
Probably help if ewe attach an umbrella to the traps so the crabs dont get wet hysterical.gif hysterical.gif

Dont tink rain would put them off

Find that ewe just didn't drop traps where Bees had left his lucky Shimano undies hysterical.gif

!st time I droped hats was more to find where they were @ & only wun hat was successfull & had 3 crabs in it the others were empty

Last time I cocentrated hats in that area & they all produced

Moral of this story is to locate where Bees left his Lucky Shimano Undies

DUCK Activity in an area is a GooDarus Indication hysterical.gif
Bees Knees
Sir Reel,

Listen to Jumpy, he really knows how to catch crabs!! hysterical.gif Just ask him if he has the lotion to get rid of them, once they are located.. Otherwise your fishing trips may remain scratchy to say the least hysterical.gif hysterical.gif

Yours in fishing,

BK
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Jumpus GooDarus
QUOTE (Bees Knees @ Oct 25 2010, 02:39 PM) *
Just ask him if he has the lotion to get rid of them, once they are located..



Bees Wax does the job nicely
No need 4 a lotion hysterical.gif
Sir Reel
So does the bait go on the bottom like this?


or does it get tied to the top inside the mesh, as the fella in the shop told me?
Jumpus GooDarus
QUOTE
So does the bait go on the bottom like this?


Yep Yep !

Thats it

I dont tie bait have these s/s bait holders which go through the bait & attach to that wittle loop in nets bottom bit of nylon

That wittle float on top of hat keeps net in position of your pic, so the moment crab sets foot on mesh it's a gonna, more it struggles more tangled it gets another reason to check nets frequently
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