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 May 24 2008, 02:57 PM
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 *FruitLoop* 53  Group: Donator Posts: 2,043 Joined: 13-April 07 From: Out in the sticks Member No.: 3  |
Seen as though my Gran rejeted him, Not cause of his good looks or anything....
Ive lined up a nice friend of mine for him to go out on a date with.. Well, You can all try your luck with her if you want... Her Name is Ariane <<<<< CLICK HERE... |
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May 25 2008, 04:53 PM
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*FruitLoop* 53 Group: Donator Posts: 2,043 Joined: 13-April 07 From: Out in the sticks Member No.: 3 |
Well, If you need some tips as to what she's into all you have to do is ask!
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May 25 2008, 07:12 PM
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 the yack man Group: Donator Posts: 2,165 Joined: 13-April 07 From: paradise beach Member No.: 4 |
Rum i think u have to much time on your hands
-------------------- bugger it's sold,got meself a house instead
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May 25 2008, 08:54 PM
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 Twoeyesea Group: Members Posts: 825 Joined: 21-December 07 From: Gods Country Member No.: 1,659 |
Cant get past 4 Rummy
 I'm hopeless 
-------------------- Don't hate me, cause you ain't me... :)
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May 25 2008, 09:27 PM
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*FruitLoop* 53 Group: Donator Posts: 2,043 Joined: 13-April 07 From: Out in the sticks Member No.: 3 |
QUOTE (Bees Knees @ May 26 2008, 02:54 PM)  Cant get past 4 Rummy I'm hopeless Hahaha.... She can be a absolute %^#$%@^.. Few hints... ntroduce Yourself. Compliment her outfit. Say something smart. Kiss her cheek. (Over 18) So stay away from this one you little kids!! Turn on some music. Jazz. Kiss her while dancing. Stop kissing. Change music or dance again. Soft Rock. Kiss her while dancing. Stop kissing. Dip and kiss her neck. Stop necking. Go to another Room Thats All your getting for now.... I will tell you, Dont make her drink to much... But get her a feed before you go out..... |
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May 25 2008, 10:24 PM
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Twoeyesea Group: Members Posts: 825 Joined: 21-December 07 From: Gods Country Member No.: 1,659 |
Funny stuff mate
-------------------- Don't hate me, cause you ain't me... :)
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May 25 2008, 11:20 PM
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 His Eminance Group: Administrators Posts: 5,725 Joined: 13-April 07 From: Sydney Member No.: 2 |
Rumpus I'll bet my short & curlies that you've got a couple of Blow Up dolls under your bed ????
--------------------  Save The Fish, Eat a Pussy |
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May 25 2008, 11:24 PM
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*FruitLoop* 53 Group: Donator Posts: 2,043 Joined: 13-April 07 From: Out in the sticks Member No.: 3 |
haha... Didnt you ask to borrow one??
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May 25 2008, 11:24 PM
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Twoeyesea Group: Members Posts: 825 Joined: 21-December 07 From: Gods Country Member No.: 1,659 |
QUOTE (Rum Dust N Ruckus @ May 26 2008, 03:27 PM) Hahaha.... She can be a absolute %^#$%@^.. Thats All your getting for now.... I will tell you, Dont make her drink to much... But get her a feed before you go out..... I used your tips in the'powers of seduction'and I only got a 6. I even took her to burger king.. This girl doesn't know a good thing when she's on it 
-------------------- Don't hate me, cause you ain't me... :)
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May 25 2008, 11:28 PM
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*FruitLoop* 53 Group: Donator Posts: 2,043 Joined: 13-April 07 From: Out in the sticks Member No.: 3 |
QUOTE (Bees Knees @ May 26 2008, 05:24 PM) I used your tips in the 'powers of seduction'[size="4"][/size] and i only got a 6. I even took her to burger king.. This girl doesn't know a good thing when she's on it Haha, Try getting some wine and steak frmo the kitchen...... Cook it out the back.... dont make her drink to much but, and always compliment her when you get the chance! |
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May 25 2008, 11:31 PM
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Twoeyesea Group: Members Posts: 825 Joined: 21-December 07 From: Gods Country Member No.: 1,659 |
QUOTE (Rum Dust N Ruckus @ May 26 2008, 05:28 PM) Haha, Try getting some wine and steak frmo the kitchen...... Cook it out the back.... dont make her drink to much but, and always compliment her when you get the chance! She's too much hard work Rummy.. I have feelings you know!! 
-------------------- Don't hate me, cause you ain't me... :)
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May 25 2008, 11:40 PM
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*FruitLoop* 53 Group: Donator Posts: 2,043 Joined: 13-April 07 From: Out in the sticks Member No.: 3 |
yea, took a few days to get her into bed....
 she can be quite frusterating.... Thats why i thought her and jumpy might get on!!
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May 26 2008, 03:31 AM
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 *Bi Catch* Group: Members Posts: 442 Joined: 14-April 07 From: Sydney, NSW Member No.: 11 |
10/10 Allllllll right.
-------------------- DANCE!
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May 26 2008, 03:36 AM
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 *Suretus Anus* Group: Members Posts: 314 Joined: 6-April 08 From: Brooky Member No.: 2,582 |
Man, this is great. Ive been going for 2 hours!
I even copped a slap in the back of the head from the missus when she saw her naked on the screen and i had to explain it was a game and not porn!! Gee Arianne is a ball breaker, DO NOT let her drink to much, she cant handle it. DONT go to the museum you will make a full of yourself. ALWAYS get condoms from the convenience store-she doesnt mind. Ive managed to get everything off her and even get a fondle but i always give her that 1 drink to much and she passes out. Ive managed a 7. Should either be in her pants by midnight, or sleeping in the car cause the missus kicked me out!!! |
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May 26 2008, 04:16 AM
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*FruitLoop* 53 Group: Donator Posts: 2,043 Joined: 13-April 07 From: Out in the sticks Member No.: 3 |
If you want a "BJ" take her up the scenic lookout!
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May 26 2008, 04:21 AM
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His Eminance Group: Administrators Posts: 5,725 Joined: 13-April 07 From: Sydney Member No.: 2 |
You lot are a bunch of sick puppies
-------------------- Save The Fish, Eat a Pussy |
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May 26 2008, 04:28 AM
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*FruitLoop* 53 Group: Donator Posts: 2,043 Joined: 13-April 07 From: Out in the sticks Member No.: 3 |
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May 26 2008, 04:44 AM
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*Suretus Anus* Group: Members Posts: 314 Joined: 6-April 08 From: Brooky Member No.: 2,582 |
Didnt know there was a scenic lookout. I have to stop drinking and skinny dipping!!!
Imagine all the 16 y.o. computer geeks flogging themselves over this! |
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May 26 2008, 04:58 AM
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His Eminance Group: Administrators Posts: 5,725 Joined: 13-April 07 From: Sydney Member No.: 2 |
QUOTE (salty fil @ May 26 2008, 10:44 PM) Imagine all the 16 y.o. computer geeks flogging themselves over this! You & Rumpus are alot older than that what's your excuses ???????????????????????? Bet the pair of you sit up all night awaiting those TV adds that say Call Me ?? Then you's get to speak to a 70 yo grandmother
-------------------- Save The Fish, Eat a Pussy |
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May 26 2008, 05:08 AM
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*Suretus Anus* Group: Members Posts: 314 Joined: 6-April 08 From: Brooky Member No.: 2,582 |
Been there done that have you Jumpy???
I reckon your going to crack open a case of V and stay up all nite until you can finally get into Ariane's pants!
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