Seen as though my Gran rejeted him, Not cause of his good looks or anything....

Ive lined up a nice friend of mine for him to go out on a date with..

Well, You can all try your luck with her if you want...


Her Name is


Ariane <<<<< CLICK HERE...

Well, If you need some tips as to what she's into all you have to do is ask!

Rum i think u have to much time on your hands

Cant get past 4 Rummy I'm hopeless

Hahaha....

She can be a absolute %^#$%@^..

Few hints...

ntroduce Yourself.
Compliment her outfit.
Say something smart.
Kiss her cheek.
(Over 18) So stay away from this one you little kids!!
Turn on some music.
Jazz.
Kiss her while dancing.
Stop kissing.
Change music or dance again.
Soft Rock.
Kiss her while dancing.
Stop kissing.
Dip and kiss her neck.
Stop necking.

Go to another Room



Thats All your getting for now....

I will tell you, Dont make her drink to much... But get her a feed before you go out.....

Funny stuff mate

Rumpus I'll bet my short & curlies that you've got a couple of Blow Up dolls under your bed ????

haha... Didnt you ask to borrow one??

I used your tips in the^{'powers of seduction'}and I only got a 6. I even took her to burger king.. This girl doesn't know a good thing when she's on it

Haha, Try getting some wine and steak frmo the kitchen...... Cook it out the back....
dont make her drink to much but, and always compliment her when you get the chance!

She's too much hard work Rummy.. I have feelings you know!!

yea, took a few days to get her into bed....

she can be quite frusterating....

Thats why i thought her and jumpy might get on!!

10/10 Allllllll right.

Man, this is great. Ive been going for 2 hours!
I even copped a slap in the back of the head from the missus when she saw her naked on the screen and i had to explain it was a game and not porn!!
Gee Arianne is a ball breaker, DO NOT let her drink to much, she cant handle it. DONT go to the museum you will make a full of yourself. ALWAYS get condoms from the convenience store-she doesnt mind. Ive managed to get everything off her and even get a fondle but i always give her that 1 drink to much and she passes out. Ive managed a 7. Should either be in her pants by midnight, or sleeping in the car cause the missus kicked me out!!!

If you want a "BJ" take her up the scenic lookout!

You lot are a bunch of sick puppies

hope this isnt to explicit....

Didnt know there was a scenic lookout. I have to stop drinking and skinny dipping!!!
Imagine all the 16 y.o. computer geeks flogging themselves over this!

You & Rumpus are alot older than that what's your excuses ????????????????????????

Bet the pair of you sit up all night awaiting those TV adds that say

Call Me ??

Then you's get to speak to a 70 yo grandmother

Been there done that have you Jumpy???
I reckon your going to crack open a case of V and stay up all nite until you can finally get into Ariane's pants!

Just stay away from my nan!! HAHHAHAHA

What are you guys doing.

This is a fishing forum. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

And that is not the way to treat women in real life.

You have to have respect.

I tried that respect thing Christos... got me a 4/10

This isnt real life Chris.
Thats the best bit about it! Its like im cheating on my missus - without cheating on my missus!
Ariannes great, although a bit moody. Sometimes she likes to be treated with respect, but other times she doesnt like the pussyfooting around and wants to get down and dirty!
Give her a go mate, il let you take her off my hands for a nite!

took her to burger king for dinner , she loved it

You guys should be aware that there are women that look at this site as well.

Oh.....uhhhhhh.....hmmmmm.....Really????

Damn. How did you women do at this thing?




Jack

There's a big rush @ all the Bicyle stores @ present

Hahaha, All the Girls I know laughed and recoed they could get her quicker than the blokes!! they still strygglinng...

Hint>>>> See if you can get her friend from the lingerie store back to her place to go for a swim

YOU THE MAN RUMPUS!!!

I DONE IT!!!
I DONE IT!!!
iT WAS ACTUALLY QUICKER THAN I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE, EVEN THOUGH IT TOOK ME 3 DAYS!
YOU DONT HAVE TO GO TO TO MANY PLACES!
THE SEX WASNT THE BEST CAUSE SHE TURNED THE LIGHTS OUT, AND IT WAS OVER IN A CLICK OF THE MOUSE, (kind of like real life )!
NEXT MISSION IS A BJ AT THE LOOKOUT, AND IM SURE SOMETHING CAN HAPPEN ON THE HIRE BOAT!!

What rating did you get there salty?? I need a rating

10/10 mate!
I even managed a second round of the beautiful Arianne trying different tactics and i got another 10/10!
Two times in one day. I havnt done that in a few years, im buggered!
May go for a hatrick later tonight!!!

Feats like that would earn you a free beer down the local Twice is just plain bragging

4 Times now today!
Im actually sick of her now.
Got any more games Rumpy???

You sound like Wayne Carey

Absolutly pissed myself reading this! I forgot all about Arianne!

sometime old memories are the better ones

Ewe dont know any girls ewe wally

All ewe know is tranny boy potato's this wun knocked ewe back said ewe were an idiot



Only a short arse without the legs wonder if it's the jellybean