WELL WENT OUT ON THE BAY TODAY WITH JUMPY HAD TO SHOW HIM WHERE THE FISH ARE IN HIS OWN BACK YARD ...HE RECKONS ITS BEGINERS LUCK BUT THIS IS THE 4TH TIME IVE SHOWED HIM WHAT IN BOTANY BAY ..ANYWAY WAS A NICE DAY OUT CAUGHT A KINGY AND SOME FLATIES NOTHING TO WRITE HOME ABOUT BUT THOUGHT ID PUT PIC UP SO JUMPY DOESNT THINK WE DIDNT HAVE A GOOD TIME..................



Dave I chaged the attachments it's not good you upload such big files people on dial will take forever to view them

Dave you are that full of SH*T you could boast the worlds biggest COMPOST HEAP



No I dont I reckon it's a miracle whenever you manage to land anything I have never in all my time as a fisherman seen anybody as hopeless as you are.

Furthermore if it hadn't been for Jumpy you would not have ever landed that kungy why dont you tell everyone how many times I had to pull the rod with you attached away from the boat else the kungy would cut you off on the hull ????

Or if it wasn't for Jumpy driving the boat clear of the buoys to give you a chance to land the fish it would've wwrapped you around the chains ???

Or how a Brurry Irriot you were continually trying to wind line back on the reel when the fish was taking drag mate I've told you on many occasions you're about as usefull as tits are on a bull when it comes to fishing

For anyone who wants a big laugh just just Dave out fishing with ewes & you'll know exactly what on about & if you really want to have have a laugh ask him where he got the snapper in his avator from ???

If he dosen't tell ewes it came from Pymont Fish Markets then he's lying, as ewe's all know because bucket mouth has allready told ewes he's car is in the panel shop getting repaired after he reversed into another parked car @ the boat ramp so he's got a hire car @ present cause the only time he seems to take a feed home is when he comes fishing with Jumpus



Oh !

Why dont you guys ask dave wot happened when he was busy stuffing his face for the 3rd time yesterday we'd only been on the water 2 hrs & he'd eaten twice allready jumpumpus had to tell him his rod was buckling over & eat everything b4 anybody else gets a chance Dave shat himself prob thought I was going to have some food when he wasn't looking.

Ask the twit how after getting the fish to the boat a bloody flathead of all fish cut him off on the prop whilst he was looking up into the sky hoping a seagull would be flying overhead praying it would have a crap on top of him so as he could build his COMPOST PILE even higher

Wots the Matter Dave ???

You've been siting here reading my reply for 1/2 an hour now

How long B4 you try sorting out a comeback ??

OH BOY ITS TRUE JUMPAS SHOWED ME ALL I KNOW AND THATS WHY I KNOW NOTHING ..BUT SEEMED TO HAVE LANDED ALL THE FISH ON THE DAY AND JUMPAS WAS ONLY HELPLESS TO LOOK ON AND COMMENT LIFE CAN BE CRUEL TO SOME BUT GREAT TO OTHERS LIVE LIFE CATCH MORE FISH AND NEVER LISTEN TO OTHERS THAT DONT KNOW WHAT THERE ON ABOUT WE ARE ALL DIFFERENT IN OUR ON WAYS SO GO BOY YOU GO

hey dave nice catch

good one catch ,the grasshopper shows up the master once again lol

im only go out to pass the time im not a good fisherman or try to be im just enjoying life no comp against anyone just love being on the water ...
thanks for your kind remarks much apprieciated boys

Great work guys.. With all this fishing you lads get done Is their any work :o hehe

What & you dont think taking the piss out of wun another isn't WORK ?????

I'm better @ it Daves just an amatuer that's why his comebacks suck so much

work whats that its hard enough lauching and retieving the boat ...hahaha....no no we dont work made our cash ..and now enjoying it ...

Point taken Catch You just reminded me... I have 2 be up @5 Goodnight

Yes Jed !

Many moons ago I hame up with the idea of chaining Dave to a chair @ an amusement park then I would Charge people $1 to throw old tomatoes @ him which I got for nothing cause Con The Fruiterer was going to chuck them out cause they were no good.

Anyways there was no shortage of paying customers just a shortage of bad tomatoes, so I added other bad fruit & vegies to the list.

Whilst I was watching the missiles projected towards Dave I couldn't help noticing his mouth was wide open & his head turning from side to side trying to CATCH22 of the flying projectiles @ a time so as he could eat them.

Well the motion of his head swaying gave Jumpus a brain explosion, what I did was have a mould done of Daves actual head from shoulders up with his mouth open then had 1000's of replica's made up & just like Bruce Lee [Enter the Dragon]

Well peeps Jumpus created Enter the Swaying Clown Head which ewes all see @ the Carnivals & amusement parks ewes know the ones I'm talking about.



Anyways Dave was happy cause I told him those ping pong balls peeps threw down his throat were eggs & he was getting Fed [ps] He's not to bright]

I got to retire on the Royalties & I give Dave some of those Royalties so as he could retire as well so if ewes ever see somenody who looks like pic below out out on the water ?

Stop & say Hello it's Dave

You are one funny bloke I was Just wondering the other day about the origons of "the circus clown" and you have educated me....


Sorry Catch... my comments aren't directed @ you... But you have to admit ...He can raise a laugh

ide say it was more like you that was the clown head lookin at your rough head

YOUR A WANKER JUMPY .........EVERY TIME YOU COME UP WITH THE STUPID THINGS HOE DA F...K DO YOU THINK LIKE THAT.....YOUR LUCKY IVE KNOW YOU FOR 20 ODD YEARS OR I WOULD TIE YOU TO A STAKE AND LET THE CROWS FEED ON YA EYES AND THEN PUT A HELMENT ON YA STOMACK AND LET A COUPLE OF STARVING RATS CHEW WHAT LEFT .....LIFE TOUGH WHEN WE HAVE TO PUT UP WITH WANKERS LIKE YOU ....$$$$$$$$ POKER

ahahhaah good one jas i have to agree ....maybe the pic is better looking what you reckon

too true mate

Wow I used to love going to the clowns when I was young. It was a matter of timing to get the ball to go to the right spot. I was able to win a few things some times and some times nothing.

You know that when I replied I looked at what the original thread was about. It was fishing and so I got distracted by the clown.

Well done catch22 on the fishing.

Why is he not wearing your hat?

vivo

DON'T knock the hat Christos,
The Lad's wearing one of SUMO's Shakespeare Great Outdoors Hats,
You Too can own one when you call in for a visit to the Bush,
That reminds me I owe one to STEVE, JASON and Steve JNR. you can collect them next visit.