Well peeps did go out for a fish yesterday & thought I'd take the Crim & Bloodybumshitbugger with me in case Fed had snuck over during the night & relieved himself again.

Fed Jumpus's Fuel Tank

Anyways thought I'd get Crim & Bloodybumshitbugger to paddle the big canoe but think Fed was chained under the house for the night so didn't need the paddles.

Anyways started off in the Bay where Bloodybumshitbugger caught a massive snappa all of about 4 " long & it nearly spooled him I was ready to toss the dam buoy over & give chase @ one stage.

Well fishing sucked & sounder didn't reveal the usual good school add to yjat very little current & you need a fair current to fish that spot, so we pulled anchore & went lookies outsidy's.

Did sounding soundindg & then some more sounding untill deciding on a spot & dropped anchor, well wot can I say those 2 twits were making fun of me paying me out cause they were catching all the fish.

Yeah Right Pike & the Crim caught got the wittlest Kong Fu Fush I'd ever seen & called it as a big snapper b4 sighting it but Jumpus knew better & called it for wot it was.

Add to that kk wanted a gaff & I just laughed @ him & hid the net well I thought DaVE WAS BAD BUT KK LEAVES HIM FOR DEAD & WANTED TO KEEP THE FUSH BUT i WOULDN'T LET HIM.

Anyways not much was happening out there exept for rubbish fish so pulled pick counting on the current to have started moving back inside the Bay & it had.

I said those 2 ninkompoopy's were making fun of me all day but they are bolters a pair of 2 strokers bet their wifes can back that up not like the jumping one he's a 4 stroker & can pace himself

Anyways @ least those 2 were amused watching the Master catch one fishy after another whilst they just sat there with their mouths open bewildered that they were in the presence of a legend

Anyways didn't want kk frothing @ the mouth so I tossed some of the fish that I caught into the tank for him to take home & I bet he told his missus that he caught them.

Overall fishing was very quiet only the one decent snapper which jumpus caught just over 35 cm's but a top afternoon on the water & we had a good sh*tstir kk even offered us one of his caramel coated rats on a stick to eat how thoughtfull was that I ask ????

Ooooh what a Fibber. Met a guy like you once, his name was Jimmy the Fib. Couldn't lie straight in bed.

you tell em KKW I was there I can back you up , we got all the fish between us while JG kept on talking .
but nobody was listenig
By the way K that was a nice little kingy you got on 3kg. and how about those travely we got they put up a good fight.

That Kingy is a throwback for sure kkw, I'm surprised you let Jumpy take a pic of you even holding it.

It comes down to who told the story first. It would be more credible if each posted a new thread. We members would be reading each as a new version.

See and you thought that I can not bend the story any further.

Why would you keep the kingfish? There's no way it would be 65cm.

Either way good stuff on the water.

yes it was a throw back but we were contemplating using it as a plug to stop JG talking , but then we thought it was cruel on the fish. as it would have heard everything coming from his mouth at hi volume

now you got to see KKW in the flesh , he is 9ft tall and an arm spam of 4mt. so that kingy looks small but in actual fack its 90cm.
Ripleys Believe it or Not

I hope them last two posts makes K and My post moore credible
judge for your selfs

I can bend it like beckem

it was this big ____________________________________________
or some one is telling porkys

yeh I think JG exagerated a bit there poly

Juat ask KKW

I heard a rumour that all was not well in JumpyWorld.

Is that you holding the little red Steve (Fat Fingers)?

NO Thats JG and he has tiny little fingers so it just goes to show you how small His 1 fish was

You bunch of WANKERS

The only sensible person in this thread besides me was Christos onya Christos

Rest of ewes are bloody are hopeless my BULLSH*T detector went ballistic when it read wot that CRIM & BloodyBumShitBugger said.

ps] BloodyBumShitBugger 4got to mention kk's hairy armpits

did kkw manage to sneak off with one of J G fishing hats i point to the fist photo

My god what have I done.

Such quick replies. Poised over the keyboard to add another reply.

Actually poly I was offerered a few box's of those hats along with other goodies today to give out to members here if we were to have a xmas fishing get together but after the last effort in Botany Bay cant see that happening

Ill be up for mine soon ;)

Wont make any Chrissy bash though as got a fair bit of work on b4 chrissy


good catch Jumps!!

See Rum also knows who caught all the fishy's he din't say good catch Crim or BloodyBumShitBugger he said Jumps & Rum knows these things he phyco

Ewe guys should've seen the look on kk's face when he got his one & only blurter to the boat & asked for the net

Told him net wasn't needed & proceed to show him how to whip the fish into the boat

Woops ! sorry kk it fell off the hook & dosen't count

Wot can I say kk I was just Suavememte

jumpy jumpy shake me one time
All right, okay
jumpy jumpy move it, slowly
All right, okay

Those hats are not so good Fed. They are not made to fit normal sized heads. Jumpy's one is only held up from slipping around his chin, by his ears. Mine looks like a jellybean sitting on a cupcake. Maybe I should get a haircut like yours or Sumo's and then the hat may sit better. Then again ..... maybe I have a big head and a giant brain.

j g there is no way i could to a Christmas get together but if u set one up for the new year i will make the effort and be there. :thumbs_up: :thumbs_up: :thumbs_up: