I thought I would post this story under Gilligans Island as I didn't know where else it should be;;
Try to work this one out, Well Catch 22 and Jumpus are coming to my place for a few days if they dont throttle each other,
It is currently 6:30PM they left Sydney at 11:30 AM it is 450klms to Manilla via the Newcastle Hwy and New england Hwy.
I rang them at 4:00PM Dave answered and Ang was driving but I could clearly hear him swearing at Dave
Where are you I asked? well you won't believe this said Dave but we are 8klms south of MUDGEE.Dumbfounded I asked what the F!@# are you doing at Mudgee, well its like this said Dave we used the ,,GPS,,, to show us the way and it sent us via LITHGOW,
Well I could hear Ang in the background, saying I told you we were going the wrong F!@#$%& way when we left Sydney.
And Dave says we are having a great tour of the Country..... I expect them to arrive by 9:00PM tonight, If we're Lucky.

Holy Crap!!! HAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

Always went sydney Cessnock branxton then up the new england to tamworth and to manila!

6 hours!

LITHGOW!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Hey Rumpus you laughing@ me or thjat Maltese Mothball Dave where's the food ?

:angry 1: That's JG with the stick. I set my GPS to a location in Newcastle, and all the way up, the voice kept saying 'do a U turn at the next exit'. It didn't like the way I went to the freeway. It wanted me to go through Sydney. I have learnt that I had set up a default in the options. Changed it, and now it is happy with the way I go. I put a call in to some of the boys up that way. They will escort him in for you, and also check his shooters licence etc

I hate them things, dont use maps much myself... Just have a quick look before i leave, pick the major town and follow the signs..

Never lost yet and have done alot of travelling... Got a pretty good sense of direction.

dam city slickers most likely get lost crossing the road, what ever u do Sumo don't let them out on there own or u will never find them

It is good to see around Australia.

how do you confuse 2 traverlers . give them a G P S

It's that Brurry Irriot Dave's fault he heard there was good Roadside pizza @ lithgow, someone told him there was alot of roadkill there

did he think he was going oversea

How come Dave does not reply. Who was reading the GPS and who was driving.

Get some fishing done.

After reading this story I just had to change his title.

You wait till I get back Donny Ozman I'll fix yourlittle red wagon

For starters it's not my GPS I dont need a piece of cr*p like it to get around it's that bloody Daves fault him & his talking GPS Ken well I drove off & left them @ Mudgee

Here's the latest update

I'm now @ Cobar checking out the school my father built many moons ago

Which one as my old man rest his soul did all the plumbing and roofing on the High School at Cobar.

Just watch your grog in that town.