Thought you guys might get a laugh as well.
Well most of ewes already know not to have food present on the boat if CATCH22 is coming along ??
Why ??
Because he'll eat it all & you'll starvate to death
Anyways this happened a few years back the 2 of us were in town one night which just happened to be Gay Mardi Gra Night & next thing you know he starts dragging me along trying to join the parade well thats when I found a bit of cardboard & writ on it.
I'm Not With Him, He's with Ewe Lot
So up Oxford street he dragged meI wont tell ewe's some of the things he got up to along the way anyways we approached Crown Street when he said I'm Hungry lets go get something to eat.
Next thing you know he's dragging me off to his mates Greek Resturant Mikinos on Crown & I'm not a lover of Greek Food so I let him order & I just pecked away here & there didn't have much choice ever seen a Human Vacum Cleaner @ work ????????????????????
Next thing you know someone ordred plates to break you know what I mewan it's that thingamajiggy they do @ Greek Resturants blurry iriots if you ask me
As the plates hit the floor you'd hear a crack crack crack noise very distingtive of a cheap plate Well next thing you hear was a Kaboom Kaboom Kaboom
The whole resturant just stopped what they were doing & looked our way !
Dave the iriot had grabbed all the more expensive plates off our table & smashed them on the floor didn't he ??
Well I was prepared for him this time & held up my sign again
I'm Not With Him, He's with Ewe Lot
The manager came over & had a word with Dave not to break any more plate well thats like saying Dave you did well keep up the good work isn't it ??
As soon as the manager turned her back Dave went to the table alongside asked the peeps did they enjoy their meal & would they like him to clear the table for them ?
Oh Oh up came the sign again cause I knew what he was going to do
Kaboom Kaboom Kaboom
