QUOTE (SUMOFISHIN @ Jul 7 2007, 08:21 AM)
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Congratulations are in order for your WIFE and Daughter, you was only a donor.
but you can have the job of looking after her wellbeing for the next 18 years,
Now back to the Atlantic Salmon, there is a place near you you don't have to drive that far, first you need bait, so go to your nearest WOOLIES and breast up to the seafood counter, now as if in a Government dept take a number and wait to be called, whilst waiting have a good look in the refrigerated cabinet there you should see an Atlantic Salmon about 500mm to 600mm long they generally have one in every store, now when your number is called use your ticket for bait and point to the fish, it will be wrapped in plain white paper NO NEWSPRINT, then go home and say I caught an ATLANTIC SALMON. no one will know WHERE you got it.
NO BULL
YEAH UMMMM....YEAH THANX SUMO..........