I went fushing 2day
What did ewe suckers do ??? Workies i bet

Well suckers how your daygo ?? this is how mine went

1st bait into the water lasted about 20 minutes had boys jigging for slimmys whilst i sat behind the steering wheel looking GooDarus like i allways do, cant help it if i'm so good looking not like ewe ugly bastards



Anyways bait got taken i knew this when ratchet started purring so i did the Harold Holt aft to freespool the reel with ratshite off, the 2 wally's on the goat sheep shagger & rob the nob pair of old women had a tangle in their jigs lines & i was spitting the dummy @ them cause i wanted one the irriots to lift udder rod with bait over the top of me to avoid tangle

I set the hook gave the nob the rod went back to wheel marlin was jumping in front of us took about 100 meters of line & spat the circle not happy jan

Re-baited bloody seals ett bait winding in empty hooks when a marlins surfaced 20meters behind us , well peeps jumpus bridled aa fresh slimmy & fed it out the back in world record time got rob the nob on the rod he was free spooling when i noticed line straight down under boat again not happy jan think rob had applied to much pressure on free spooling either way the rod was buckling.

Well I spun arse of of boat around & cleared a passage to the fish which had just started jumping spitting the circle once again

Not our day so far but next incident was a classic i droped sabiki down felt like a full house till threadline started line rising to the surface, then a marlins surfaces 20 meters from goat bastard had ett my slimmys busted me off as expected then went skitso on surface trying to shake the udder slimmys on jig that were slapping it's side.

By this time i was looking for a priet to exocise the boat

Not long after anutta taker this time we came up solid & i knew it esp after the aerial show this fish put on so i finally got to pull out the camera



15 minutes later we had double but jumpus aint stupid 1/2 hr later we had our fish after some of the best aerials i'd seen for ages





Nob's 1st stickhead after 25 years of trying & not a bad black @ that safe est 90 kg

Fish was released & what a good feeling by all to see it swim away

Couldn't shake the hairy marlins after that so ran lures for an hr or so plics seemed to have disappearedso out with the livey's only took 15 minutes for plics to rock up again.

Lost a couple of sabiki's to them & thought anutta jig was gone when my reel started smoking nothing surfacing & thought hmmmm maybe snappa

Had no choice had to keep chasing down fish 1/2 hr later saw it on surface brurry big shark for the life of me couldn't understand how i was still connected esp on 6 kg line even though there was a 24 kg leader.

Chased it for a nutta 1/2 hr B4 i realised we were wasting our time no way we were going to get it to the boat so locked up & busted it off called it a day after that

Absolute cracker, those photo's should be published..........well done and top report.

nice work! great arial shot there!

just wondering if u pull the same pics out every second year?
good workn jumpy very nice fish
shame the decky didnt do like someone else and push u in

I heard that Jumpy's decky actually saved his life.

Well Suckers

His Eminence , The Master the God all ewe mere mortals look up to & transpire to be like when ewes all grow a pair of Kahoona's

Yes peeps the wun & only Jumpus The Magnificent decided he'd rub it in wunce again to all ewe 1/2 boat owners & went for a fush again today

Had to teach PadWunLearner Rob The Nob how a Master controls a rod & fish

Behold a rarity glimpse of His Eminence doing mere mortals work



End result



Rob Da Nob on the 2nd fushy of the day



Jumpus The The Magnificent tracing the Nob's fushy

Knew you were either fishing or sick!!! F U Mr Jumpus, nice work... Please try to emulate this when im out next..

I'm only a mere God

Miracles like the wun ewe ask for ????

Give Tom Cruise a ling ling he does MISSION IMPOSSIBLE

Your mojo is back Jumpy.

good stuff bloke...

So robs taught you how to catch em hey!?

Very nice fish !

Vern ling ling me today

He asked why that mongrel Spud cant find him a pig & if he cant do that

What chance have i got of him ever getting me a fish like the wuns you ketch Mr Jumpy Sir

Esp when he's only got a 1/2 boat

Jumpy u are fulla shit the pics must be photo shopped
because if you look in the 3rd photo there is a landing net there
and it aint big enough for those fisHes
Anyway VERRY GOODARUS WORK
lucky bustard

On ya Jumps.
Bloody finally ah!
Are they the 1st marlin to headbut the boat?

Couple more shots of the black

G`Day Jumpus

I would like to thank you for your skill and ability to find the bait schools and put a young bloke like myself onto his first stickface.
The black put on one of the best displays i have ever seen by a billfish. The skill you showed at the wheel and your instructions throughout the duration of the fight was A1.
I have fished out of 1/2boats in the past and i must say there is nothing like fishing out of a full boat.

Yo ewe POTATOES out there have a good read of that

You been editing posts again!!!

Congrats Rob, Awesome fish mate!!

Did nuttin of the kind
Rob writ that all by himself without supervision



Best i'd seen for a long time as well, it didn't stop jumpus'n it was velly GooDarus

Thanks Rumpus it was a awesome fish and a awesome day.

I am a Shepherd not a Sheep. Jumpus had nothing to do with my comment.

He's pretty good for a nutjob, crazy as a loon.

Welcome to the site Stickman.

good work rob
jumpy cant always find fish
just wondering how your ears are though

Snuck out the udder day again
Wanted to ketch a marlins out of wittle boat solo
Fish seemed to have moved on mind you colour of water wasn't there like previous trips they'll be back though


Didn't see any of the other boats get into a fish either, i did get one incident though & didn't even know till i saw the bait not swiming right on the surface

It was dee ee dee DEAD it had been bill smacked



Getting baits aint a prob, just stop boat over bait schools & bait jigs come up full house virtually every drop
Biggest prob are the seals lose bait after bait to them & it really cuts into your fishing time.

Had had enough of them the udder day & opted to go out for a bit of fun on the mahi's

Good one. Love Mahi's. Been many years since I have caught one. Out wide? On the Fad or was it the fish traps?

Tell me you remembered to put a jacket on.

Pt Hacking Fad hit it on the way home twas either that or go ketch girly fish, thought mahi's would make a nice change

Hu's the best fisherman ewe lot know

And why am I

Nailed wun solo today no pics bit hard when releasing a fish

Nice black est 70 kg

oh yeah had this funny looking guy beeping his horn @ me this morn

you were all over the road doing 20 kph on the princess highway. Thought I'd wake you up. What were you doing awake at that time of the day anyway???

Jack

Well done Jumpy. It sure is an adrenalin rush doing it solo.
mine was up at South west rocks fishing for cobia and accidently
hooked up to a approx 55 kilo stripe ( baby but still counts ).
That was about 15 years ago.
I recon you probably only have one more achievement to undertake
in a trailer boat to catch up with me, then you can say you have been there done that,
and then sit back, relax, and watch as the young blokes do all the hard work.
Won't say what the other thing to achieve is yet but will post the answer to Rumpy, and see how
long it is before you or others guess what it is, or till you do it.

PS You would gain a LOT more respect if you simply told the story without SO MUCH chest beating and bosting that you are the best. And don't try and tell us you don't care what others think cause you wouldn't do it IF you didn't care .

Just taking the piss out of the potato's frank

Tis not that often i even pic up a rod these days generally put some sucker on to turn the reel turning

My arms were killing me yesterday even with the girdle gear on much easier to drive the boat

was rubbing it in on fishnet to fin101 he wont tell & i wasn't going to gee him up to much

He was out solo & lost a burrowed $ 3 k outfit the other week

F'n idiot he still thinks having a permanent lanyard attached to outfit is a no go some people never learn or have a clue

Would've loved pics but it was just to hard small camera was on the dash but just to much going on esp @ the release stage i dont like just cutting the leader & remove the hook, also like seeing fish swim away.

Rob da Nob will tell ewe what i'm like i spit the dummy when it takes to long to release fish F photo's was a coment i made to him when he wanted shots of his fish

Worked out the seals dont get out there till around 11 am so if you beat them out you get a few hrs of fishing in uninterupted

Mind boggles. Does it involve baby oil and duct tape?

4get it

I'm not going to parade around in the nutty

C-mon Frank, please tell us its a 50+cm bass on 1-3kg gear.

now that would be something to see,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,"not"

Paul

What a understatement that is: You reminded me of my son when he was a little boy. He could not get his own way so he threw himself to the ground kicking and screaming like a little girl. We all must remember Jumpus is Greek so that will have to be his excuse.

You're either going to release a fish or not going to

Gets up my nose those wally's on the TV shows who virtually want to kill a fish b4 releasing all for the sake of a few photo's & video time

Worst i've seen is that Winga

The torture the fish must go through having to put up with him

I totally agree with you about releasing a fish. Getting it back swimming and keeping it alive is the main thing when it comes to survival of a fish. I know you understand it was my first marlin and i wanted a good photo so i could tell my grand kids thats poppy bobs first marlin.

Its all good mate and i have to thank you one more time as it was a very long wait

Cheers Rob