G'day woosepussers & idiots on facebook

Decided to go for a fush today talk about luv me long time between drinks hell everyting looked small today talk about being out of practice

Squids were a bitch only got wun & how embarassing was that i'm not even the wun who got it yeah yeah i know it's hard 4 ewes to believe but it's true

Did notice jakka's under the goat so tied on a sabiki managed to get 10 of the jakka's & opted not to waste any more time on squids.

1st jakka down lasted about 3 minutes the girl looked like a teeny bopper & so did the next 8 or so they all went back into the drink, released

With no measuring device on the boat wasn't going to risk having under aged girly's on board as ewe plics would call me a pedafart.

So wot i did was ling ling the Duck Flakka girls were thick just like him
Got him to measure a ciggarette packet which he sed was 90mm so i proceeded to mark out my cutting board.

Well didn't i have a red face i'd previously said to wozza we keep anything longer than a previous mark on board we had wun girl in tank which i later measured @ 83 cm's.

In udder words for all ewe dummys of facebook all the fish we'd been throwing back were all legal

Long story cut short we brained the girls 2day smallest in pic was 73 cm's kept 1/2 doz lost count how many went back

All caught on live lettuce couldn't get live cabbage this morn all sold out @ shop

Nice kingies, real nice, downrigged em ? i think i know what i want for xmas now

Nice kingies, real nice, downrigged em ? i think i know what i want for xmas now

You stuttering Danny?

Nice kings. I seem to recall someone saying that they don't fish for kingies. Maybe I didn't hear it right. You sure you don't want to come off the rocks in the morning? Lots of fresh cabbage where I go.

Betta do something about that stutter Danny.
Wow surprises me you don't have some sort of emergency measure device to give you an estimate.
I know my hand span is 9 inches which is 23cm and hand width is just under 10cm so I could make approx measurements to be on the safe side.
Want a brag mat, they don't take much room or I got about 200 fisheries measuring stickers here,, next time you're here I'll give you a hand full.

g'day jumpy were you binn, nice to see you can still catch fish, though must have been out tryin to grow ferrets or wabbits or the like
nice report mate, thanks for the read.

Paul

Freak

only reason i go after girlys is cause i get to go squidding
Flukk picking up a rod i leave that to the crew, mind ewes girls got me a beauty twice today had to do battle with 3 off them & just my luck they were the biggest 3.

Had them that thick @ one stage they were up on the surface scoffing baits b4 i had a chance to even attach line to release clip top day for surface poppers



Took big boat out frank & if i recall twas Duck Flakka with his webbed feet who trod on & broke my measuring device on that boat



Busy poly should be done in a few days piss'd off the tray from navara & building a jumpy special Alloy tray, just not enough room in what i had

All but 4gotten about going fushing, big boat is next for a few mods



Wanker



Ben 10 bracelet ??????????

Ben 10 downrigger

Didn't we all have this conversation some time ago.

Nice Kingies Jumpus.......

Well you DO leave your shit lying all around the boat!!! Tidy up occasionally pal...

Quack Quack Quack & more Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack 2 U 2

See what happens when the Fish Scarer isn't there ???

Fish get caught & things dont get brocken

Whoever was fishing with you, would of done all the work!!! hahahahahahahahahaha

Well @ least he wasn't trying to go dancing with a short guy

No wonder the short guy gave ewe the flick as a dancing partner with webbed feet like yours