Took my kid land based fishing this weekend at carrs park (or whatever the place is called)
Have a torn ligament in my knee and can not bend it so the boat is staying put a little longer.

That is pretty much all there is to report

Well hope the knee gets better real quick.
I'm sure your son would have appreciated the value time he spent with you, weather you got fish or not, and it's always great to hear of father and son sharing some time together.
Maybe next time you might have some better luck with the fish.

I reckon ewe should change your name from Jack to Jake
Not hard to do, then you can go around singing

I'm Jake the Peg, deedle eedle eedle um,
With my extra leg, deedle eedle eedle um.
Wherever I go through rain and snow,
The people always let me know:
There's Jake the Peg, deedle eedle eedle um,
With his extra leg, deedle eedle eedle um.

don't make fun of my "extra leg"

ewe 4got to finish off with deedle eedle eedle um