New i should've run away & hid sum where
Had to endure a day with the Duck Flakka aka Fishscarer

He's like a old woman fair dinkum, took him over an hour just to park the car

Mean while me & Scotty2Hotty the 3rd had to put up with dickheads @ the ramp

Squids were hard to get so i started filling the LBT up with yakka's Duckman wouldn't shutup cause he got 2 squids thought he was a hero [WANKER more like it] That was only 1 more than Scotty2Hotty the 3rd who'd never squided B4.

Got enough yakka's all by myself without any supervision opted to lift anchor & give squids anutter shot further down & yes peeps Jumpus the Legend found the Slippery wittle suckers shit that 1st drift even the DUCK FLAKKA got a few more they were that thick

Wasted all morn so far & thought better go find some girls, started out front of the bay found bait schools but not a touch on riggers.

Moved to 2 more spots & it was pretty dead no bait about so pulled up & moved wunce again.

Yakka on wun rigger, squid on the udder didn't give us much hope after all FishSraryPerson was on the boat saw him look into LBT & when i looked 5 minutes later 1/2 the yakka's were DEAD he scared the life out of them

1/2 hr later i see rod with yakka on it twitch so said to the boys it's going to get hit

What does the DUCK FLAKKA do ?????????????????

Goes grabs the rod yanks it & pulls yakka out of the girls mouth wot a WANKER then he came up with all these excuses

Next get a hit on the squid told Scotty2Hotty the 3rd to push DUCK FLAKKA out of the way B4 he grabbed the rod again clip released but no go with hookup so i reset shortly after Scotty2Hotty the 3rd got a taste of girly action not legal though.

Never used it B4 but had underwater vid camera on board water was pretty dirty so quality wasn't there but still managed to see girls coming in on the squids got a few more & called it a day

another good day was had by all well done mate ............................... mate any chance you recorded the action on the video so we can all see it ????????????????????????

Paul

Yeah we had a GooDarus Day esp me, spent most of it taking the piss out of Bess even thinking about writing a book



Not if a day like 2day water was dirty as

Good times, good people, good fishing and i came out on top again... A great day was had by all... You people can check out the DVD... its coming to a store near YOU!!

I bet he's spewing by the end of the day, I hope you're giving him a good rev up Bees.

Go buy my book shiny

It's all explained in there

well done Boys - good to see that the Duc flukka has not lost any form.

When it comes to squid Bees is the master - he just loves the squirters - ya ya ya.


Nice to see everyone behaving and having fun.




Bafoo

Allo BooBoo

Your mate bees was spooked, everytime he saw a dog he DUCKED 4 cover



That's wot he keeps telling evllybloodys but evllybloody knows better



Got him nearly a beauty, lined up this wun squid for a head shot & it would've been the ZOT of the day
Duckman must've jerried & DUCKED for cover, but not B4 my ZOT got him right under the Armpit

Nice kings, would love to see some good underwater footage when you get it mate

Bafoo, I squirted Jumpy a beauty and he was swearing like a trooper... Never laughed so hard... Then he beat me on point score with a shot into the armpit.. We were in tears all day..

Took Young Scotty from the prems with us, he caught 2 kings in debut, he had a great day...

I think Jumpy and Scotty need to watch my dvd on squidding.. You'll find it in all 2nd hand trash and treasure markets.. Its called, 'Gettin sqiddy with it"!!!!! hahahahahaha

The secret to fishing with Jumpy is shut up and listen when he's right, and give it to him both barrels when he is half right..

Always good fun Mr Jumpus!! Love you like a brotha from anotha motha!!! hahahahahahahaha

Bafoo, free yourself up mate, Jumpy is requesting your presence anytime soon... TRUE STORY

I watched your so called DVD Hellboy

Must've been a real bright sunny day when you filmed it cause ewe looked awefully RED FACED
Alot like that red rockcod sniny caught the udder day

Didn't see your face covered in black ink ZOT either guess ewe went to the fish markets that morn for the squids

A mate of mine ling linged me yesterday morn wanted to sneak out for a squids session, silly me hadn't looked out the window yet told him ok around 10 ish.

Not to happy Jan when i walked outside & saw the skies, anyways out with the rain gear & off we went got to the ramp & his ling ling machine went ling ling twas his missus.

I started getting a stiffy listening in, ha ha ha got back in the car he had a surprise party he had to be @ by 2 pm

Who said women were useless ??? Saved my arse from getting wet

What no fishing, you should ban those ling ling things. no ling ling things on boat, never to be taken on board the sign should read
anyway this old fart is off to cast some carp at the lake and see if I can catch some soft plastic's, and just think about stuff

Paul

Stop thinking and start acting Poly, you know what to do & you know you want to do it.

I'm thinking has any one fitted there transducer to the rudder HHmmmmmmmmmm now there's a thought, still thinking Fed

Paul

Bafoo, free yourself up mate, Jumpy is requesting your presence anytime soon... TRUE STORY
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Bafoo, free yourself up mate, Jumpy is requesting your presence anytime soon... TRUE STORY


Guys it would be great to get out there the three of us - we could have a squidding dual and then go audition for MAMMEE.



nOT ONLY CAN BEES CATCH SQUID - HE ALSO DOES WELL COOKING THEM UP - WHAT CANT THE DUCK FLUKKA DO.....




BAFOO

Great now i have to go hide The Picnic Baskets

FLAKKA's armpits look like a good spot

hahahahahaha... Funny Stuff

Not even Yogi would eat that picnic basket after it had been hiding under your arm pits