My Yaks Crap
It takes so long to pack
Lifting it makes my back go 'crack'
And it cost more than a tonne of smack

It can't go fast, but geez it can go slow
did I mention all the 'dough' ?
'cause there's still more bucks I owe !

And as for all the words
I've could use for that plastic loo
well it really goes without saying
I can't 'em use in this review