Wots this I hear

heard a GT ett you on your honeymoona

Gday Fellas.
I know ive been missing for 9 months. Ang knows what a rollercoaster life has been for me in that time.
Crazy!

The most recent news is that i got myself married 2 weeks ago and went over to the Maldives for a week.
Awesome place. Paradise!

Told Ang how i got myself a G.T so i thought id throw it up, along with a small Wahoo.
My first for both species.

The G.T went min 12 kg, but i reckon an 8 kg King goes harder.
I must have got a lazy one, but it made a meal out of my popper, hitting it 3 times before taking it. Awesome to watch!

I thought the missus would be spewing that i packed the rod tube along with all my tackle for our honeymoon but she was pretty sweet with it.

We stayed on a tiny 5 star atoll that we could walk around in half an hour.

Very relaxing on the overwater villa taking it easy!!!

Ive had a massive 9 months and it was great to have no phone and relax!

Now ive clocked back onto the site ive got weeks of reviewing all the bullshi7 thats been going on on the site all thse months.....

Bees has missed you salty

Said he's had to DANCE by himself in front of the mirror

Some nice fish mate, that GT is a ripper, good to see you back on the forums

Cheers

Hey DanuSun !

Now that the jellybean is married he was telling me he wants to adopt a son

Here's your chance he's got a bigger boat than Fed DadOfDaniel
Divorce Fed , maybe ewe'll start getting it

Good to hear from you Phil.... Jumpy has missed you deeply...

He has gone through 42 fishing partners since you have gone MIA and I'm the only one left standing
I took a picture of him at Botany Boat Ramp recently... It clearly shows he is missing his old partner.. Try as I might, I can't replace "Salty Phil"
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Congrats on the marriage mate, i see you have shed a few KG's as well. You will get that back once the kids arrive. Get yourself sorted and we will get out there with Jumpy and give him some stick for a day.... He'll love it

Bees will even give ewe tips on how to grow Big Biggarah Biggerest Man Boobies than any bloody else

Cheers Bees.
I think he has withdraw simptons now and then and rings me up just to take the piss and then hang up!
I actually had a flashback and remember the turning point with me, Jumps and the forum.
It was just after i went to visit him at home and he answered the door talking on the phone dressed in only his undies!!!
All those months ago, and all those hours in therapy and i still cant erase the image!
Reminded me of Mr Burns from the Simpsons!

talking about jumpy like that salty will give everyone fish smelling night mares
imagine if it was a pizza delivery boy who knocked on jumpys door?

No Bull expecting the knock knock any minute now i'm starving

Sum times the delivery boy is a girl that's when i take my undies right off. but 1st I look through the looking eye thingy in the door

In salty's case ?

Well the bloody jellybean is that short the looking eye thingy in the door wont pick up anything under 2ft tall so i answered the door 1/2 dressed not knowing hu was a knocking