Did ewe hear about all the DUCKS @ the gabba 2day ???

Watched a fair bit of it... loved it...

Im fishing Sunday with young Cameron... Might see you out there

Yeah been a couch lizzard all week myself

Did ewe see when all 3 DUCKS left the pitch wun after the UDDER

Tu were yellow DUCKS from England

All little ducks were all in a row... Except that first one.. He must of been lost out near Windsor boat ramp...

I'll call you tomorrow regarding Sunday, either way, I'm going regardless and taking the Duck Flukka... She needs to be wet..

No DUCKS Tuday

Then again the Poms aren't batting are day

Baby Potato just called he's visiting the big smoke sed sumting about getting a new bed

Told him I had a few hesham potato sacks in the garage

Tell him to come fishing Sunday... he's given us enough excuses over the last couple of years Enough is enough

Just got home turned on the idiot box & saw the poms cheating

Baby Potato is on his way home back to the potato paddock
Reckoned he went out this morn & ketched himself 1/2 doz of jumpus's squiddys

Bastard raided my freezer

Well I gave him a nutta excuse 2day

Told him ewe were still wearing that Wonder Women outfit