Got home 2day & sum wun had sent me this pic via email

Guess it was taken up @ Port Stephens

Those pelicans look like they are seeking refuge on that jetty................ the duc fluccka may like his birdees on the meaty side.




Bafoo

I'll see the sign 4 myself 2morro

Heading up in the morning

ps] DF still hasen't caught any fushy's , Browny has been getting fushy's over the other side

Hope the bees has been behiving himself........has he caught any fish yet or is he just trying to look cool ( sunnies on, hat turned back to front, cuban cigar hanging from the lips)
and belting out Barry Manilow tunes as he cruises by and waves to the on lookers admiring your work Angelo?

Hope his luck changes and he catches sum fushes after he turns his concentration from Ducs to the finned variety.



Bafoo

Hmmm ! sort of but we really didn't fush exept the 1st day I was up.

Went out like irriot tourists not even looking @ tides etc 1st few hrs were a waste of time way off tide change so we headed up o Broughton Isle
Bit of a joke these no fushing zones cause I haven't been up the port 4 over a decade & he spots I knew were all in the no fush zone

Went around the back & got a few under size snappa on SP's they weren't getting any bigger so so snuck into wun of the zones that dosen't allow bait fushing but lures are allowed.

Stupidest think I've ever seen

We were drifting with plastics started getting rubbish like red rock cod & sg bakers well Bees was I was getting snapper nut ting big fish were 33 cm's.

I'd taken up a range of the LOX rods & we were using the 2 - 5 kg sticks loved the action of them but it would've been nice to have hooked a good fish to see wot they could really do.

Well I did perform the 1st miracle & it didn't take long for that dude who lives in eye tie land in a place called the Pope house to hear about the miracle

Yes peeps I got Bees onto a snappa & he landed it all by himself without supervision

Well peeps the Pope didn't hesitate to give Jumpus a ling ling on the telefone to congratulate me & said all I needed to do now was to perform wun more miracle & I would be dubbed

Saint Jumpus

Spoke to the Jelly bean that night when he ling linged he was doing ok further nth & should be back 2morro me tinks

Yesterday wasn't really a fushing day took Bees kids out in the estuary & they had a bit of fun with choppers

Didn't really take any ics cause of the slow fushing, did have a few laughs up there & I cracked up when Bees missus got me beer & Jed got upset cause she put the beer in Jed's personal stubby holder with his name on it

2nd pic is of the stick well below it's capaciy, we did get a few squid late yesterday arvo on the way back in, I was dropping the girls back home, Jake & Jed stayed on the goat apparantly Jake showed the old man up.

Bees was tying a lure onto his rod when Jake who's 7 i think turns around & says hey dad is this wot we r supp'd 2bee catching & pulls a squiddy into the boat

5 Miles my arse!
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Wots that Fed ?? ewe can stretch your arse 5 miles

Wi Yu take distance from inside the port itself 4 ??

It's 5 .55 NM's from Cabbage tree

6.50 nm's from Yaccabah head

Ewe ninkompoopy

A far cry from the 14 NM's ewe said it was

I never said 14 NMs.
Stop making stuff up.
It will never be 5 Miles from the heads to Broughton no matter how much you'd like it to be.
The boat was probably gliding over the waves so well that it only felt like 5 Miles to you.

Nice report Jumpy And totally true!!

We were happy to have you up for a few days mate...

P.S. Jake outfished us both O.K.!!

Bet the Pellicans were glad to C the last of ewe