I recieved a pm from a member here pointing out that Jack was yet to recieve an official title yet.

Well peeps I generally do waiting , waiting & more waiting untill someone says or does something B4 I give them a title like I did to that Bunyip Man chappy

Guess I've been a bit busy of late to really pay a great deal of attention to members titles which I might add are for fun purposes only.

But there's No Way I'm going to give Jack the title that so called member said I should Ass

Forget it it poly I'm not doing it no matter how much you pay me





ps] Jack !

I was just taking the piss out of poly he didn't really say that & I thought I'd have a bit of fun

Would ploy be able to read all of it.

HMMMMM A BIT OF FUN HAY, here i am knocking my self out of the members and the best u can come up with is ass now let me think for a bit ---------------
how about mr stickers

bugger double post

better watch what I say from now on. don't want to be stuck with an embarrasing name.

Maybe you get some inspiration if you take me out game fishing

Jack

How about Fuchtman,
Jack the Dutchman

Fishless

Apparently I got my title from something that I did not say.

I didn't ask on this site cause I knew no-one really was into Gamefishing

But I could allways squeeze you into the fish box

Then I could call you

Jack
*In-The-Box*

His misses may get suspicious

"The gambler" as in Black Jack

In True Jumpus Style I once proved Star City Casino Wrong on the Black Jack Tables

Lets see if anyone here knows the game *Black Jack* & how one of it's rules is incorrect in regards to Back Betters

The rules states that a Back Better cant draw any cards & has accept what the player calls.

Personally I pull my chips off if a Back Better comes anywhere near my box/'s

Now I told the pit boss's that rule was flawed & incorrect can anyone here tell me how so ????

Only a genius like Jumpus could come up with how it is flawed & if anyone can work it out I'll give them a spin stick

catch22 ate all the chips because he throught there REAL CHIPS to eat

A back better can sneek a peek at other players cards and a player cant see there poker face

because the back better can raise the stakes and you cant do nothin about it ,,,or he can choose to play on and you cant stop him ,,

The back better can raise the stakes becuse he gets an idea of what you have by what you play.. He then has a choice to take yuo on by your actions..

The best way to deal with these so called back betters is to carry a pool cue with you, and give them a gentle but well deserved beating!

Obviosly ive never played this blackjack...

but if anyone is up for a game of Uka!

in jumps first post ( the thread) read all the red writing in a row

I have little idea of what you are talking about with the back betters.

Let us use logic, the back betters does not start the game with hits chips on the table the back better decides after they see the cards. To either put money on the table or walk away.

The person at the table has already put his money on the table prior to getting any cards. He does not have the advantage of seeing what is being death before making a decision.

Logic and card games doesnt work!!

Unless your

Are you sure that you are only 26 years old

haha, why's that?

Because this was on when I was a boy.

STill no creativity I see

No Jack

But Jumpus is a patient one & Wai Ting for a slipup like the one Sir Reel made today hence his new title

dunno how the hell i earth i ended up with *twit top*



how did end up with his name

Has anyone come close to what you are thinking?

I think that the one that he had on reversing the rubbish was one more suited to him. The Narc O's could be taken either way.

That should be an easy one because he looks like Colonel RumBuKa

*Narcho's*
Now my advatar needs a big hat

Oh well *Kalabunga's* Re-cycled wasn't ment to be as mucha as a we'a liked it ha

I will leave you with this

Well Amigo

That spin stick is as sahe as it would be locked behind Fort Knox

Well this does present a dilemma. Logic may not have come into this.

I need to find out what back better do.

Backbetters are leech's who roam the casino floor looking for those on a roll then place chips behind the main bet

I cant handle these peeps

I'm not supersticious but I do believe in Karma & the majority of times those backbetters have allready lost most of their money & only seem to bring bad Karma to a table

Backbetters can tecm up and play against you!!! Bastards!

Who told you that PORKY Rumpus ???????????????

Backbetters have no say or control over how the player chooses to play.

So the Casino's say but there is one way a back better can call a card.

It's very rare but it does happen

If they are as clever as the Almighty lord sir JumpusThey would know how!

Let us try logic again.

I think that back betters can play when they see an ace come out on the first card dealt to the player. They are not risking anything when they do that. As they change of getting a Blackjack has increased.

jack *is black*

Not a matter of being clever Rumpus

I got very pissed off one night & in my book you should not be playing when angry as it gets back to what I refered to earlier as Karma.

Well there no chance in hell you guys would work it out & I only know cause it happened to me so here's how I proved their rules SUCKED & were incorrect.

I like to play [when I did & haven't for 7 odd years now] one on one with the dealer I only ever played Black Jack

Generally on a $100 - $2,000 table & if there were no vacant tables or if wankers were about I'd skittle off to the $300 - $5,000 tables.

What that means is each table has a max betting limit & if they didn't you'd be a winner every time if you had a fat wallet.

Bets could range anywhere between those limits & the only way you were able to refuse a person from placing a back bet was to max the box which I used to do just to get rid of the wankers.

Now if say I had a main bet of say $500 on the box up to 2 back bets were allowed as long as the table limit wasn't exceeded [hence previous statement]

Now a back better has no say with how the game is played that is entirely up to the person playing the box, the rules state all back betters do is put down their chips & that's it [year right]


OK I was playing one on one with the dealer I pull an unbeatable Black Jack [ no relation to Jack in the Box ]

Dealer has an Ace & best he could hope for was a Standoff in other words nobody wins & new cards are dealt.

If you get a blac Jack & dealer has a Ace you do have the option to take what's called even money , so if your bet was initially $1,000 then the dealer has to pay you $1,000 & no further cards are drawn the cards go into the pile & next cards come out the Shoe.

Only a fool would risk not recieving $1,000 sure money to win an additional $500 if the dealer didn't pull a 10 on the one & only card they have to draw.

I allways take even money but this wanker Back Better who was only playing a $100 chip didn't want even money so the dealer had to draw 1 card

So that's how a back better can draw a card

Mind you that caed was a king from memory [which is a 10] dealer makes Black Jack wanker gets nothing but worse of all that King was my next card instead I drew a rubbish card & the anger created bad Karma & if I recall think I lo0st the next 10 or so hands after being on a Roll

jumpy you lost me at " $100 - $2,000 table"

That = 2 car toppers Twit Top
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Whoops 4got the S again

mate you should put the s in and say ... opps put the s in again

man I was just going to study the black jack rules tonight


Jack

Yes, i knew it too Jack. Was about to put my 2 bob in. haha

you should kick in a quid BK, two bob makes u look like a skin flint mate

i will have a zack on red.

And YOU made that MY nick..........NICE.

Gotta have a chat about that one.

Jack

Just kidding

Well this in interesting. I was not even close.

What concerns me is that you expect to win on Blackjack.

When I went to the casino with a friend I used to get some back but the reality was that I would expect to loose money not win money. So I always had a limit and never feel bad for throwing that amount away.

I am happy that I have not been bitten by the gambling bug.

Best thing that can happen to you is that you lose 1st few times that you attempt to gamble with a bit of luck that will teach you a good lesson & you wont go back.

People only ever tell of how they win & never tell of their loss's which are the majority of the time

QUOTE (Jumpus GooDarus @ Apr 8 2008, 02:47 PM)
Backbetters are leech's who roam the casino floor looking for those on a roll then place chips behind the main bet

I cant handle these peeps





OMG Jacks a leech.
And I thought you got your nick name from the new seats Frank made you and that made your "back better"

JACKINDABOX