Car Trouble, Slight modification on my part Options

[Christos]

Two guys are driving home and their car stalls.

One says to other, 'I can't be bothered to walk all the way home .'

'I know, me too, but we've no money for a cab and we've missed the last bus home.'

One of them being a retired bus driver said.
'We could steal a bus from the depot.

They arrive at the nearby bus depot and one goes in to get a bus while the other
keeps a look-out.

After shuffling around for ages, the lookout shouts, 'What are you doing?
Have you not found one yet?'

'I can't find a No. 91'

'Oh Jeysus Christ, ye tick sod, take the No. 14 and we'll walk from the roundabout.