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![]() *Bi Catch* ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 442 Joined: 14-April 07 From: Sydney, NSW Member No.: 11 ![]() |
Q-What do you call a perving bird?
A-Peking Duck! Q-What did the sheik say when he say a sheep giving birth? A-IS-LAM! -------------------- DANCE!
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![]() *BloodyBumShitBugger* ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 500 Joined: 13-April 07 From: sydney Member No.: 6 ![]() |
Q-What do you call a perving bird? A-Peking Duck! Q-What did the sheik say when he say a sheep giving birth? A-IS-LAM! What do you call a perving bird? come on in What did the sheik say when he saw a sheep giving birth? Is mine This post has been edited by STEVE.P: Apr 16 2007, 02:16 AM -------------------- Goony Googoo
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![]() His Eminance ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Administrators Posts: 5,725 Joined: 13-April 07 From: Sydney Member No.: 2 ![]() |
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop. How do you make a hot dog stand? Steal its chair. What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed? Sleep somewhere else. -------------------- ![]() Save The Fish, Eat a Pussy |
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![]() *Bi Catch* ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 442 Joined: 14-April 07 From: Sydney, NSW Member No.: 11 ![]() |
Q-What did batman say to robin before they went into the batmobile?
A-Quick, to the batmobile! -------------------- DANCE!
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![]() *The Manilla Gorilla* ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Moderator Posts: 849 Joined: 14-April 07 From: Manilla NSW Member No.: 13 ![]() |
Q: How do you stop a horse from pigrooting
A: Take away the pig. -------------------- I WANNA GO: FISHIN WITH SUMO.
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![]() *FruitLoop* 53 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Donator Posts: 2,043 Joined: 13-April 07 From: Out in the sticks Member No.: 3 ![]() |
why are pirates called pirates.....
they just AAAARRRRR...... ..... the rest of mine would prob get me punched in the head!! or prosicuted!!! |
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![]() the yack man ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Donator Posts: 2,165 Joined: 13-April 07 From: paradise beach Member No.: 4 ![]() |
hay rum put them in the locked forum
-------------------- bugger it's sold,got meself a house instead
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![]() His Eminance ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Administrators Posts: 5,725 Joined: 13-April 07 From: Sydney Member No.: 2 ![]() |
What did the BIG DUCK say to the little DUCK ?
QUACK -------------------- ![]() Save The Fish, Eat a Pussy |
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![]() *BloodyBumShitBugger* ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 500 Joined: 13-April 07 From: sydney Member No.: 6 ![]() |
What id the BIG DUCK say to the little DUCK ? QUACK What did the little duck say back to the big duck GET STUFFED This post has been edited by STEVE.P: May 26 2007, 04:31 AM -------------------- Goony Googoo
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![]() *FruitLoop* 53 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Donator Posts: 2,043 Joined: 13-April 07 From: Out in the sticks Member No.: 3 ![]() |
why did the boy fall of his bike?
someone threw a fridge at him! ------------------------- why did the boy fall out of the tree? he had no arms! ------------------------- Whats white and floats on top of a pool? A dead baby! ------------------------- Whats Black and Green and sit on the bottom of a pool? Same baby 3 weeks later! |
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![]() the yack man ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Donator Posts: 2,165 Joined: 13-April 07 From: paradise beach Member No.: 4 ![]() |
How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?
Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() -------------------- bugger it's sold,got meself a house instead
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