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 Jan 17 2011, 08:58 PM
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 The Guru  Group: Root Admin Posts: 1,041 Joined: 13-April 07 From: Sydney western suburbs Member No.: 1  |
Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly towards a foursome of men playing the next hole.
The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize. "Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me, she told him. "Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes" the man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands there at his groin. At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked, "How does that feel?" "Feels great", he replied, "but I still think my thumb's broken" ________________________________________ --------------------  |
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Jan 17 2011, 09:15 PM
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 *Mr Shiny Head* Group: Members Posts: 2,221 Joined: 14-April 07 Member No.: 7 |
Very good Oz, sometimes when I wake up in the morning I yell, "CRAMP!" but it never works for me.
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Jan 18 2011, 12:51 AM
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 His Eminance Group: Administrators Posts: 5,725 Joined: 13-April 07 From: Sydney Member No.: 2 |
Hey Fed
Have ewe ordered a pair of Testicle's for your Russian yet ???? --------------------  Save The Fish, Eat a Pussy |
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