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![]() Kokino Vraka ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 1,001 Joined: 24-July 07 From: Earth Member No.: 220 ![]() |
A man owns a small farm in Scotland. The Inland Revenue claimed he was not paying proper wages to his staff and sent a representative out to interview him.
'I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them,' demanded the rep.. 'Well,' replied the farmer, 'there's my farm hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him £200 a week plus free room and board.' 'The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her £150 per week plus free room and board.' 'Then there's the half-wit. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about £10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of whiskey every Saturday night. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally.' 'That's the guy I want to talk to... the half-wit,' says the agent. 'That would be me,' replied the farmer. |
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