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![]() Shark ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 322 Joined: 18-August 07 From: Camden SOuth Member No.: 393 ![]() |
A mother took her five-year-old son with her to the bank on a busy
lunchtime. They got behind a very fat woman wearing a business suit complete with pager. After waiting patiently for a few minutes, the little boy said loudly, "Wow, she's fat! The mother bent down and whispered in the little boy's ear to be quiet. A couple more minutes passed by and the little boy stretched his arms out as far as they would go and announced; "I'll bet her bum is this wide!" The fat woman turned around and glared at the little boy. The mother gave him a good telling off, and told him to be quiet. After a brief lull, the large woman reached the front of the queue. Just then her pager begin to emit a "beep, beep, beep". The little boy yelled out, "Run for your f***ing life, she's reversing!!" ![]() ![]() -------------------- AAAAHhhhhhhh, I just wanna fish!!!!
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