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 Mar 7 2011, 02:13 AM
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Marlin  Group: Moderator Posts: 1,388 Joined: 9-November 07 From: lidcombe Member No.: 1,004  |
A man with a bald head and a wooden leg is invited to a
Xmas fancy dress party. He doesn't know what to wear to hide his head and his wooden leg, so he writes to a fancy dress company to explain his problem. A few days later he receives a parcel with a note: Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a Pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head and with your wooden leg you will be just right as a Pirate. The man is offended that the outfit emphasizes his disability, so he writes a letter of complaint.. A week passes and he receives another parcel and note: Dear Sir, Sorry about the previous parcel. Please find enclosed a monk's habit. The long robe will cover your wooden leg and with your bald head you will really look the part. The man is really incandescent with rage now, because the company has gone from emphasizing his wooden leg to drawing attention to his bald head. So he writes a really strong letter of complaint.. A few days later he gets a very small parcel from the company with the accompanying letter: Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a tin of Golden Syrup. We suggest you pour the tin of Golden Syrup over your bald head, let it harden, then stick your wooden leg up your arse and go as a toffee apple. -------------------- Frank
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Mar 7 2011, 02:43 AM
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 His Eminance Group: Administrators Posts: 5,725 Joined: 13-April 07 From: Sydney Member No.: 2 |
I Dont Get it
Please Explain --------------------  Save The Fish, Eat a Pussy |
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Mar 7 2011, 03:28 AM
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Marlin Group: Moderator Posts: 1,388 Joined: 9-November 07 From: lidcombe Member No.: 1,004 |
QUOTE (Jumpus GooDarus @ Mar 7 2011, 09:43 PM)  I Dont Get it Please Explain OK Pauline!!!! Bald HEAD,,,, wooden leg,,,,,golden syrup,,,,,,,leg up bum,,,,, toffee apple,,,,, Another bloke had nothing to wear so just sprinkled stardust all over his privates and went as THE FANCY DRESSED BALL... This post has been edited by nimrod: Mar 7 2011, 03:28 AM -------------------- Frank
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Mar 7 2011, 03:40 AM
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His Eminance Group: Administrators Posts: 5,725 Joined: 13-April 07 From: Sydney Member No.: 2 |
QUOTE (nimrod @ Mar 7 2011, 10:28 PM) THE FANCY DRESSED BALL... Oh ! now I get it thought ewe were talking about Gumballs all this time 
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Mar 7 2011, 10:06 PM
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 the yack man Group: Donator Posts: 2,165 Joined: 13-April 07 From: paradise beach Member No.: 4 |
thanks for the good laugh Frank
Paul
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Mar 7 2011, 10:08 PM
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BEN 10kg Group: Members Posts: 1,027 Joined: 14-August 07 From: Sydney Member No.: 370 |
I just don't get it.
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Mar 7 2011, 11:16 PM
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 *Mr Shiny Head* Group: Members Posts: 2,221 Joined: 14-April 07 Member No.: 7 |
You just don't get it Jumpy.
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Mar 8 2011, 12:06 AM
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His Eminance Group: Administrators Posts: 5,725 Joined: 13-April 07 From: Sydney Member No.: 2 |
I do now Fed, just never thought of ewe as the apple of my eye let alone wun dipped in toffee
Maybe ewe can explain it to DanuSun -------------------- Save The Fish, Eat a Pussy |
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