Egg Prices Options

[Jumpus GooDarus]

Was watching the Tellavise last night& blody egg prices are set to to soar.
The reporter coverig the story said this was due to hens not being able to keep up with demand

Apparantly ever since The DUCK FLAKKA came about, Bees Galea Chook Farmer Extrodinair has been neglecting his hens favouring the wild stock of DUCKS.

I as thinking of buying shares in the Bees Galea Chookens Farm but need a garauntee Bees will leave those DUCKS alone & start looking after his hens

[Spudly]

Haha, Might have to start selling you mob some..... got bloody 4 dozen in the fridge at the moment..

If only I knew how to git em outta the can eh ?

[Jumpus GooDarus]

I pissed myself laughing when I saw the report
Pictured Bees Galea crowing out MiCockleDoodleDooWontDuWatItShouldDu

Was nearly laughing as much as when I read email below that sumone had sent me thought this was a classic

NOT A JOKE IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED

The Australian Government and the NSW Forestry Service were presenting an alternative to NSW sheep farmers for controlling the dingo population.

It seems that after years of the sheep farmers using the tried and true methods of shooting and/or trapping the predators, the Labor Government (Peter Garrett - Environmental Minister), the NSW Forestry Service and the Greens tree-huggers had a 'more humane' solution.

What they proposed was for the animals to be captured alive, the males would then be castrated and let loose again. Therefore the population would be controlled.

This was ACTUALLY proposed to the NSW Sheep farmers Association and Farming Association by the Federal Government and the NSW Forestry Service.

All of the sheep farmers thought about this amazing idea for a couple of minutes. Finally, one of the old boys in the back of the conference room stood up, tipped his hat back and said to Mr Garrett,

Son, I don't think you understand our problem.
Those dingo?s ain't f--kin' our sheep - they're eatin' 'em.'

You should have been there to hear the roar of laughter as Mr Peter Garrett and the members of the NSW Forestry Service, the Greens and the other "tree huggers" left the meeting very "sheepishly".

AND THEY WANT TO HAVE ANOTHER TERM - as the old crow said farrrrrch

[Spudly]

that one has been going around for years and years!!

[jasonb]

yeah, your a bit slow ole fulla ,,jas

[Jumpus GooDarus]

AHA !

Knew that wun would draw out all the Hill Billy's

[Bees Knees]

On fire you fool... Funny stuff.

There is a chook farm down the bottom of my street... May have to start paying him cash

[Jumpus GooDarus]

Speaking of HillBilly's

Have I told ewe guys the story of a Man called Jed ??