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![]() " Master of Black Fish"(alias The Criminal)" ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Moderator Posts: 1,422 Joined: 7-May 07 From: Engadine NSW Member No.: 30 ![]() |
A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A
FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS, HONEY, COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY? IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW. HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY, FIX THE LIGHTS NOW? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO. FINE, THEN THE WIFE ASKS, WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT TO WHICH HE REPLIED, FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO FINE, SHE SAYS THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS TO THE FRONT DOOR? THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T WANT TO FIX STEPS HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU. I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!! SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS............................... HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES TO GO HOME AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED. AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE HALL LIGHT IS WORKING AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED. HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED? SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT OUTSIDE AND CRIED. JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM. HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE. HE SAID, SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE? SHE REPLIED, HELLOOOOO.. DO YOU SEE SARA LEE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO! and another...... not a joke but made me smile. This post has been edited by kkw: Jan 16 2008, 06:01 PM |
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![]() *BloodyBumShitBugger* ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 500 Joined: 13-April 07 From: sydney Member No.: 6 ![]() |
so your bored .
can you see , do I give a shit on my forehead ![]() -------------------- Goony Googoo
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![]() " Master of Black Fish"(alias The Criminal)" ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Moderator Posts: 1,422 Joined: 7-May 07 From: Engadine NSW Member No.: 30 ![]() |
You're a mean old bugger.
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![]() *BloodyBumShitBugger* ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 500 Joined: 13-April 07 From: sydney Member No.: 6 ![]() |
where on my forehead does it say mean old bugger
-------------------- Goony Googoo
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![]() *TheUnderTaker* ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 419 Joined: 13-April 07 From: Sydney Member No.: 5 ![]() |
Where does it say on my forehead that i have to reply to this post.........
![]() ![]() ![]() -------------------- FISHING beats Working
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![]() *BloodyBumShitBugger* ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 500 Joined: 13-April 07 From: sydney Member No.: 6 ![]() |
Where does it say on my forehead that i have to reply to this post......... ![]() ![]() ![]() read my forehead . Knowhere ![]() -------------------- Goony Googoo
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![]() Kokino Vraka ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 1,001 Joined: 24-July 07 From: Earth Member No.: 220 ![]() |
It was good that you were bored and thought very kindly to post on this web site.
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![]() Kokino Vraka ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 1,001 Joined: 24-July 07 From: Earth Member No.: 220 ![]() |
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