Well peeps I did sneaky sneaky & went out Bushy Wushy been a few years
A mate of mine put the idea into my head early last week & i wasn't to keen when i realised it was a long weekend.
So made a few ling lings & wasn't looking to goodarus so thought bugger it told him to take his own car cause i didn't have to come back.
Was down @ Big Potato's place 1st couple of days so i'll get that plic out of the way 1st plic indeed here's a warning dont go there unless ewe's want a Bloody Big Potato Jumpus'n on ya's whilst ewes are trying to get sleep.
Plic did that to me & i had my arms crossed under my body to make things worse else i would've grabbed his kahoona's & twisted the crap out of them
No way i could move & the plic was trying to stick his tongue in my ear not a pretty sight let me tell ewes
Anyways picked up a couple of ferrets on way down just as well cause i reckon Bloody Big Potato had tried sticking his tongue @ wotever he could find & had scared everything away.
Not good that day Spudly's black mongrel was obsessed with ferrets so i moved them out to the shed ontop of the pool table, have 2b safe there i thought spuds dog has legs shorter than salty's & wont reach.
Ha didn't count on Jack the ripper though, all out by the fire & i heard big potato yelling @ the muts had no idea why, walked over & net was holding wun of the ferrets, dogs had got 2 them so wrapped female ferret up in rags she was fretting.
No idea where male was did a couple of laps with spotlight to no avail, next morn i get up check on ferret & she was deed, on way back to house passed chooks & noticed nets pet chookens sleeping in so i thought saw digging around pen looked back @ chookens knew it so was deed lifted lid on box & there was the male ferret curled up inside.
Went out & did some ferreting that day originally i named the ferrets Net & Pez & after losing female only had male left he was much better looking than Pez so i renamed him George
Get to rest of trip down @ Spudly's later ron
Comon.... I wanna know hat happened at Spudleys!
Oh ! Allright then
Left big potato's around 2ish & got to Spudleys just b4 8 pm i think just in time for dinner.
Spud put on a treat as well, fresh mouses.
He had his ket called puss ketching mouses & straight into the fire place they would go a few tried jumping out put they weren't quick enough for the jumpus.
5 minutes on the coals was all it took2cook then dipped them in caramel sauce alot nicer than kk's caramel coated rats
Puss Puss
After dinner we opted to go for a shoot in a bid to find sum porky's
Had to use a spotlight cause it was DARK OUT THERE
We went on a wild pig chase without any pigs roo's were everywhere & settled for foxy's & some hair
Well peeps i hadn't given spudley any IQ tip yet & bastard kept zotting everything everywhere exept headzots & i said to him.
Spudley you irriot hows Fed going to wear those hairs ????????
There's a bloody big hole in them & his head will still shine
Sit back & watch the master show ewe how it's done
Wulla Head Zot & a perfect thingy for Fed's Hed
Would've kept it's Gumballs for seafairy exept he was a she
Called it a night after that went back to spudly's & lit a fire out in the yard well spud tried to 5 gallons of petrol later still no fire so wunce again jumpus had to step in & give spud some more IQ.
Sat there laughing watching him rubbing 2 sticks together & only cause it was cold i pulledout my lighter & we had flame
Glad you got jumpy on to some animals
sounds like he had a goodarus time
Since he left here its been rainy and cold
ive been away working
and the piggies have had a great time next door
down the bottom near us and the front paddock
look like a tractor has ploughed them
(this is where i was hopeing to take jumpy)
so the scope is cleaned and checked
and hope to get crosshairs on to some thing tonight
Comon JG, What Porkies have to got to tell about Day 2?
Oh and Pez, will prob be down in a few weeks. Greg's Bday Party 16th 17th i think!
lots of porkies being told?
saw 7 piggies last night but were on run and missed them
have a property 1/2 hour awayfrom here good for ferrets
lotsa wabbits and carp u know the wun Chad
where i worked
love to see jumpy chasing the wabbits round and round
Day 3? haha
Spent day 3 @ the pub
The pub..... I think day 3 was our most productive of the few days...
Actually on that, have to say that I had a top few days. Got heaps of hunting options at my doorstep and its funny how when you get a visitor come up thats keen to get out and do a few things that it gets you in the mood.. The ferrets were great fun and actually thinking of getting a few myself now..
We really had a crack at it all over the few days, I wont say anymore though as i dont want to spoil day 3's story..
All in all a very productive few days and som good fun and a lot of laughs.. Think my guest even had a good time.. Mind you, my ears are still recovering ;)
Lets seeeee what sorta PORKY's he will come up with for Day 3!
Nope cause ewe're the wun telling all the porky's & ruining my goodarus story's
Finished the new ferret cage this morn & the little buggers love it in there, they're like little monkeys
Named the darker wun kkw sitting behind bars suits him
Oh yea, have to whack up some pics of the ferret cage.. still thinking bout grabbing a few myself..
Haha, the girl ya got from up here still my fav....
Day tree
Woke up bright & early around 10 am 1st stop was warren we lost ferret day b4 no sign of him so sent the girl ferret down the hole took about 5 minutes & they both came out so it was a good start to the day.
Next stop was out to Hop-a-longs place they had no idea on how to drive a Blue tractor had only driven a red wun b4 & asked if i'd learna them how to drive a blue wun, got out to the paddock put out a lure spread & started trolloping away that's the big teaser out the back.
Driving lessons out of the way me & Spudly went off & did a bit more ferreting, had Quail shooting out from under us & looks like jumpus is getting a new mutt even picked out a name JED .
Ferrets started working well this day as i had given them some IQ all that was left now was to give Spudley some of that IQ i had heaps of it to give.
Ferreting out of the way mid arvo back to spuds picked up the Boom Boom Sticks & went looking for Porky's Spud brought Zena aka Warrior Princess along so now i had 2 mutts to hunt with.
Back of the ute Zena got a wiff & thank god it wasn't Spud letting off a rotten potato, let mutt of leash & off she went on her merry way, spud reckoned she was just fart arsing around but Jumpus with all the IQ knew better.
Chased her for about a klm & tickle me fanny we had around 20 pigs in front of us, it was time time for the Legend called Jumpus to show the Spud what IQ is all about, I measured wind velocity by licking my finger held it up to the breeze pulled out my Boom Boom Stick & pulled the trigger without even aiming & ZOT 3 & 1/2 pigs with just the wun bullet.
Imagine how many i would've got had I'd been aiming
Because of all the IQ that I have I also took notice in which direction all the udder porky's went so into the ute we hoped Zena got wind again off she went & it was a good klm chase think she was knacked so i let the udder mutt Spudacus Mutterus of his leash to give her a hand.
A bit of a Goofy Foot spud reckons it was the Fred Astair movies he'd watched
Well the 2 mutts finally caught the talking piggy
Wunce again Jumpus came up on top that's what a person with IQ does
Twas a good day out even got back to Spuds B4 dark just in time to check yabby trap i'd put out earlier that day didn't have high hopes this time of year yabby's tend to disappear into the mud.
But did ok around 15 in the trap
I shall rename you Jumpus Porkyus "chopper" goodarus!
Cause you never let the truth stand in the way of a story!!
But yeah, was a good day... Xena (Not ruby as indicated in pic) Done good, couple of really good finds, she is generally the lazy dog and just follows ruby.. Got her on a stringent exercise program now to try and get her a bit fitter and build some stamina..
No wonder I had to drop 2 of the pigs cause in all your IQ you not only forget to aim you also forgot that you wernt holding the gun.. Lucky someone was and managed to get you some pork! ;)
Have the boys cooked it up yet? have you eaten any of your catch?
Picked up new mutly today & what a gorgeous looking pup allreading given him a name
Bet ewes cant guess what it is ????
He's doing sleepy sleepys dont want to wake him
I'll take some pic 2mollo
He's a big boy as well for an 8 week old
Ferrets settled in to their new cage
Had to isolate kkw into Maximun Security
wheres george! haha
Hiding in the box from kk
Yo Spudley
Went & got me a new set of 9 " HID spotlights 2day
Couldn't resist so while i was there got the kits to swap over headlights on car to HID's
hey chaddo
sounds like u have given the old fella a new lease on life
jumpys haveing fun
I allways have fun you old sour potato
Finally got around to giving bakala peice of paper with model no for bonnet today
Well it appears the next adventure is about to begin... See what porkies come out of it this time!?
I'm knackered
Still packing stuff up, mutt got his booster shot this arvo & is raring to go
4got what ewe said Spudley
Did ewe say shoot the sheep or dont shoot the sheep
I wouldn't be laughing if i were ewe
That's a DUCK gun the sheep is carting
I've dodged a few bullets in my time... Think I have this covered...
ewe bulllashitta naughty ducky man
wittle jed sawed a duck 2day but didn't get a
Shhhhh
Wittle Potato is doowing sleepies came out the shower with no top on so i started calling him a Washed Potato
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