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Fishing oz style _ Jokes _ How To Build A Campfire

Posted by: Christos Oct 31 2008, 02:07 AM

Something that I found the other day.

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/6c5b06c2d1/very-funny-from-panthers123

Posted by: Christos Jul 25 2009, 04:16 PM

1. Split dead limb into fragments and shave one fragment into slivers.
2. Bandage left thumb.
3. Chop other fragments into smaller fragments.
4. Bandage left foot.
5. Make a structure of slivers (including those embedded in the hand).
6. Light match.
7. Light match.
8. Repeat "A Scout is cheerful" and light match.
9. Apply match to slivers, add wood fragments, and blow gently into
base of flames.
10. Apply burn ointment to nose.
11. When fire is burning, collect more wood.
12. When fire is burning well, add all remaining firewood.
13. After thunderstorm has passed, repeat the above steps.