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Posted by: Rumpus Nov 5 2008, 11:42 PM

Hey All, Been away for a few weeks, moving house (few acres outta town) first then up to QLD for a 4x4/camping/country music trip.. Was great, had an absolute ball, and didnt break the ute!!!

Stopped in Tamworth for the Cup and had a few at the races, but didnt get a chance to stop and see Sumo or Jas as I simply ran outta time..

Got a fair bit of catchin up to do by the looks of it.. Plenty of action over the other side!!
Hopefully get back down the coast for some fishing soon...

Few pics for anyone interested... Seen ya must do a bit of 4x4in the Salty.


Mate Kennys Lifted Nissan


My Rig on Camp Hill


Our Camp


The boys before going to the show

Posted by: salty fil Nov 6 2008, 12:54 AM

Love it Rump.

I havnt bashed over rocks in a while. Dont think i will be for a while.

I sold my old Hilux, and that had a huge clearance from the ground and was set up pretty good to get over most stuff.

My new one is a 2004 and the clearance is only half as much. Not made for serious off roading, although i will give her a nudge when the time arises. Its too much of a pretty car to bust around, but i needed it for the extra power in the engine, also the old girl had a hard life so i had to put her to stud...

Il post some pics when i find them.

Posted by: Jumpus GooDarus Nov 6 2008, 01:15 AM

QUOTE (salty fil @ Nov 6 2008, 07:54 PM) *
Love it Rump.

I havnt bashed over rocks in a while. Dont think i will be for a while.


Dont worry salty I can get some Rocks & bash you on the head with

It's the same thing isn't it ???? laugh.gif laugh.gif


Hey Rumpus I C the dog box came in handy

How did you find it sleeping in ????????????? laugh.gif laugh.gif

Posted by: salty fil Nov 6 2008, 01:38 AM

QUOTE (Jumpus GooDarus @ Nov 6 2008, 08:15 PM) *
Dont worry salty I can get some Rocks & bash you on the head with

It's the same thing isn't it ???? laugh.gif laugh.gif


Hey Rumpus I C the dog box came in handy

How did you find it sleeping in ????????????? laugh.gif laugh.gif



Talk about 2 birds with 1 stone!!!

I think i liked you better when your not feeling well. More vulnerable......

Posted by: Bees Knees Nov 6 2008, 01:44 AM

QUOTE (salty fil @ Nov 6 2008, 08:38 PM) *
Talk about 2 birds with 1 stone!!!

I think i liked you better when your not feeling well. More vulnerable......


hysterical.gif hysterical.gif He's a stealth bomber.. Without the stealth super.gif

Posted by: TomMc Nov 6 2008, 03:14 AM

sounds like a good trip mate!

Posted by: Rumpus Nov 6 2008, 12:05 PM

I highly reccomend it Tom.. Its awesome!!

For any one into 4x4's Rodeo Country Music or camping, Mud Bulls and Music is an Awesome event combining all in 4 days of action.. Bout 10,000 people there and heaps of Mayhem..

Landcruiser Mountain Park is open all year round also and is at the head of the brisbane river in the Brisbane VAlley and has heaps of camping and 4x4 places with creeks and rivers when the rain falls..

Posted by: Christos Aug 2 2009, 02:59 AM

An Italian, a Scotsman and a Chinese man, are hired at a Construction site.

The foreman points out a huge pile of sand.
He says to the Italian guy, 'You're in charge of sweeping.'
To the Scotsman he says, 'You're in charge of shoveling.'
And to the Chinese guy, 'You're in charge of supplies.'

He then says, 'Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you men to make a dent in that pile of sand.'
So when the foreman returns after being away for a couple of hours the pile of sand is untouched.

He asks the Italian, 'Why didn't you sweep any of it?'

The Italian replies, 'I no hava no broom. You saida to the Chinee
fella that he a was ina charge of da supplies, but he hasa disappeared
and I no coulda finda him nowhere.'

Then the foreman turns to the Scotsman and says 'And you, I thought I
told you to shovel this pile.'

The Scotsman replies, 'Aye, that ye did laddie, boot ah could nae get
meself a shoovel. Ye left th' Chinese gadgie in chairge of supplies,
boot ah couldna fin' him neither.'

The foreman is really angry now.. He storms off toward the pile of sand to look for the Chinese gent.
Just then, the Chinese bloke leaps out from behind the pile of sand and yells,

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