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Posted by: catchnrelease Apr 16 2007, 01:12 AM

Q-What do you call a perving bird?

A-Peking Duck!



Q-What did the sheik say when he say a sheep giving birth?

A-IS-LAM!

Posted by: STEVE.P Apr 16 2007, 02:11 AM

What do you call a perving bird?
come on in



What did the sheik say when he saw a sheep giving birth?
Is mine

Posted by: Jumpus GooDarus Apr 16 2007, 03:31 AM

What do you call a pig that does karate?


A pork chop.


How do you make a hot dog stand?


Steal its chair.


What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?


Sleep somewhere else.

Posted by: catchnrelease Apr 16 2007, 05:09 AM

Q-What did batman say to robin before they went into the batmobile?

A-Quick, to the batmobile!

Posted by: SUMOFISHIN Apr 16 2007, 02:40 PM

Q: How do you stop a horse from pigrooting

A: Take away the pig.

Posted by: Rum Dust N Ruckus Apr 21 2007, 08:34 PM

why are pirates called pirates.....

they just AAAARRRRR......

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the rest of mine would prob get me punched in the head!! or prosicuted!!!

Posted by: poly Apr 22 2007, 11:53 PM

hay rum put them in the locked forum

Posted by: Jumpus GooDarus Apr 23 2007, 12:29 AM

What did the BIG DUCK say to the little DUCK ?

QUACK

Posted by: STEVE.P Apr 23 2007, 02:21 AM

What did the little duck say back to the big duck

GET STUFFED

Posted by: Rum Dust N Ruckus Jun 14 2007, 08:56 AM

why did the boy fall of his bike?

someone threw a fridge at him!

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why did the boy fall out of the tree?

he had no arms!

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Whats white and floats on top of a pool?

A dead baby!

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Whats Black and Green and sit on the bottom of a pool?

Same baby 3 weeks later!

Posted by: poly Jun 14 2007, 06:41 PM

How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?
Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining