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Fishing oz style _ Jokes _ The Haircut

Posted by: oz man Nov 19 2011, 04:08 PM

The Haircut

One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you , I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop.
When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting
For him at his door.

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money
From you , I'm doing community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop.

The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you' card
And a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door

Then an MP came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I can not accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.'
The MP was very happy and left the shop..

The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen MP’s
Lined up waiting for a free haircut.

And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens
Of our country and the politicians who run it.

BOTH POLITICIANS AND NAPPIES NEED TO BE CHANGED OFTEN AND FOR THE SAME REASON!
They are all full of SHIT !

Posted by: Majed Nov 22 2011, 08:50 AM

Funny and so true.........