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Posted by: Sir Reel Mar 27 2008, 06:52 PM
who did dave steal the cap from?
Down this way I would probably be put on report for being out of uniform
Posted by: kkw Mar 27 2008, 09:21 PM
Gee that bream is as good as dead. Dave has crushed all its vital organs, by the look of the death grip he has given it
Posted by: STEVE.P Mar 27 2008, 09:33 PM
he squized it so hard its opened its mouth for a gasp of air
Posted by: jasonb Mar 27 2008, 09:58 PM
thats why they never catch much dave eats all the berly
Posted by: catchnrelease Mar 27 2008, 11:19 PM
Looks gross.
Posted by: jasonb Mar 27 2008, 11:26 PM
dave looks like that all the time ,,ahhahhahahaa
Posted by: Christos Mar 27 2008, 11:30 PM
Here I am thinking that Dave was the smart guy and Jumpy was sometimes telling fibbie.
Now I picture tells a thousand words but how on earth is Dave going to speak with all that in his mouth.
Posted by: MartinF Mar 27 2008, 11:36 PM
QUOTE (Christos @ Mar 28 2008, 08:30 AM)
Now I picture tells a thousand words but how on earth is Dave going to speak with all that in his mouth.
ehr.. well think about it for a few moments and then ask yourself if you REALLY want to see a picture of him trying
Posted by: Christos Mar 28 2008, 12:04 AM
QUOTE (MartinF @ Mar 28 2008, 06:36 PM)
ehr.. well think about it for a few moments and then ask yourself if you REALLY want to see a picture of him trying
I am not the one taking the picture
Posted by: Jumpus GooDarus Mar 28 2008, 01:23 AM
Geez 10 reply's & I haven't even done the report yet
Think I'll split it over the 2 1/2 days we fushed
Posted by: poly Mar 28 2008, 01:35 AM
QUOTE (Jumpus GooDarus @ Mar 28 2008, 08:23 PM)
Geez 10 reply's & I haven't even done the report yet
Think I'll split it over the 2 1/2 days we fushed
yep a blog, why not, go for it J.G.
Posted by: CATCH22 Mar 28 2008, 05:47 AM
QUOTE (jasonb @ Mar 28 2008, 04:58 PM)
thats why they never catch much dave eats all the berly
thats all jumpy leaves the burly he eats more than you guys could imagine he is full of it when he says i eat all the food ....last trip we bought 24 rolls ...1 full chicken and 500grms honey ham ..250gms hot hungarian salarmi,250grms spainish salarmi,300 grms mutadella 12 bottles of v.....a box of lemonade............and he ate as good as i did if not more was not much left after 2 days but the bugger never gets fat .......next trip ill take my camera and ill do a report and you can all see the other side of the boat and what jumy gets up to ...he hides that bloody camera when i wanna get the ideal shot but not next time he wont i fix him..........wabbit or not.......ill give him talk to dead fish .......i couldnt get a word in so i thought better talk to the fish and ill be able to get a few words in........................................................
Posted by: CATCH22 Mar 28 2008, 05:56 AM
QUOTE (Sir Reel @ Mar 28 2008, 01:52 PM)
who did dave steal the cap from?
Down this way I would probably be put on report for being out of uniform
(i dont put out fires)............ i am from nsw fishies board ....NSWFB..............THATS HOW WE GET OUT FISH ........WE DONT CATCH ANY WE (JUMPY AT THE WHEEL) JUST PULL UP AND TELL THEM WHO I AM AND TELL THEM THEIR FISH ARE ALL UNDER SIZE DUE TO NEW LEGO HAS BEEN RELEASED AND THEY DONT WONT A TICKET SO WE TAKE THEIR FISH...................WORKS EVERY TIME .................AHAHAHAHAHAH CATCH22 AND JUMPY PARTNERS IN CRIME ........................
Posted by: MartinF Mar 28 2008, 07:08 AM
QUOTE
ill give him talk to dead fish .......i couldnt get a word in so i thought better talk to the fish and ill be able to get a few words in
ahahahahaha.. nice one.
I reckon you two blokes should get your own sitcom, you're just too much, hahahaha. I can just see the two of you in the boat, Laurel and Hardy have nothing on you two!
Posted by: Jumpus GooDarus Mar 28 2008, 02:27 PM
QUOTE (Sir Reel @ Mar 28 2008, 01:52 PM)
who did dave steal the cap from?
Down this way I would probably be put on report for being out of uniform
He lost the original cap & I pissed myseld laughing that day
He started striping off & was going to jump into the water to go get it untill I yelled out
Looky @ the Sharky Mind you the cap was about 50 or so meters away by this time & drifting pretty quick in the current & I told him if he jumped in the drink I wasn't going to lift the anchor to go fetch him
Worked out wot the NSWFB stands for as well
No-one
Steals
Wally's
Food
Bastards
Posted by: CATCH22 Apr 2 2008, 04:54 AM
We Are Starting a New Fishing Show (((((((ZORBA THE GREEK AND ZOBLICK THE MALTEZO)))))) believe it or not fishingozstyle ....some thing like wogs out of work .....but wogs out AT SEA............ U LIKE U TRY......................ILL BRING THE FOOD
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