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Fishing oz style _ Fishing Reports _ Wot A Mouthfull

Posted by: Jumpus GooDarus Mar 27 2008, 06:37 PM

Well peeps CATCH22 & myself went for a fush the other days when all you suckers had to go to work laugh.gif

Anyways I'll get around to do doing a bit of a report later on when I get home.

Just D/L'd the pics from the camera & couldn't help pissing myself laughing, it was a funny trip & thought I give you's a bit of a sneak preview

Some of the new guys here wont get the joke in the pic below but those who do ???

Well now I've got evidence on Dave & you's will know I wasn't telling porky's about him talking to dead fush laugh.gif



I also got all the evidence on who eats all the food



Posted by: Sir Reel Mar 27 2008, 06:52 PM

who did dave steal the cap from? laugh.gif

Down this way I would probably be put on report for being out of uniform rolleyes.gif

Posted by: poly Mar 27 2008, 09:09 PM

smack him DAVE hysterical.gif hysterical.gif hysterical.gif

Posted by: kkw Mar 27 2008, 09:21 PM

Gee that bream is as good as dead. Dave has crushed all its vital organs, by the look of the death grip he has given it laugh.gif

Posted by: STEVE.P Mar 27 2008, 09:33 PM

he squized it so hard its opened its mouth for a gasp of air

Posted by: jasonb Mar 27 2008, 09:58 PM

thats why they never catch much dave eats all the berly

Posted by: catchnrelease Mar 27 2008, 11:19 PM

Looks gross. bangin.gif poke.gif

Posted by: jasonb Mar 27 2008, 11:26 PM

dave looks like that all the time ,,ahhahhahahaa

Posted by: Christos Mar 27 2008, 11:30 PM

Here I am thinking that Dave was the smart guy and Jumpy was sometimes telling fibbie.

Now I picture tells a thousand words but how on earth is Dave going to speak with all that in his mouth.

Posted by: MartinF Mar 27 2008, 11:36 PM

QUOTE (Christos @ Mar 28 2008, 08:30 AM) *
Now I picture tells a thousand words but how on earth is Dave going to speak with all that in his mouth.


ehr.. well think about it for a few moments and then ask yourself if you REALLY want to see a picture of him trying smile.gif

Posted by: Christos Mar 28 2008, 12:04 AM

QUOTE (MartinF @ Mar 28 2008, 06:36 PM) *
ehr.. well think about it for a few moments and then ask yourself if you REALLY want to see a picture of him trying


I am not the one taking the picture

Posted by: Jumpus GooDarus Mar 28 2008, 01:23 AM

Geez 10 reply's & I haven't even done the report yet laugh.gif laugh.gif

Think I'll split it over the 2 1/2 days we fushed

Posted by: poly Mar 28 2008, 01:35 AM

QUOTE (Jumpus GooDarus @ Mar 28 2008, 08:23 PM) *
Geez 10 reply's & I haven't even done the report yet laugh.gif laugh.gif

Think I'll split it over the 2 1/2 days we fushed


yep a blog, why not, go for it J.G. biggrin.gif biggrin.gif biggrin.gif

Posted by: CATCH22 Mar 28 2008, 05:47 AM

QUOTE (jasonb @ Mar 28 2008, 04:58 PM) *
thats why they never catch much dave eats all the berly

thats all jumpy leaves the burly he eats more than you guys could imagine he is full of it when he says i eat all the food ....last trip we bought 24 rolls ...1 full chicken and 500grms honey ham ..250gms hot hungarian salarmi,250grms spainish salarmi,300 grms mutadella 12 bottles of v.....a box of lemonade............and he ate as good as i did if not more was not much left after 2 days but the bugger never gets fat .......next trip ill take my camera and ill do a report and you can all see the other side of the boat and what jumy gets up to ...he hides that bloody camera when i wanna get the ideal shot but not next time he wont i fix him..........wabbit or not.......ill give him talk to dead fish .......i couldnt get a word in so i thought better talk to the fish and ill be able to get a few words in........................................................

Posted by: CATCH22 Mar 28 2008, 05:56 AM

QUOTE (Sir Reel @ Mar 28 2008, 01:52 PM) *
who did dave steal the cap from? laugh.gif

Down this way I would probably be put on report for being out of uniform rolleyes.gif


(i dont put out fires)............ i am from nsw fishies board ....NSWFB..............THATS HOW WE GET OUT FISH ........WE DONT CATCH ANY WE (JUMPY AT THE WHEEL) JUST PULL UP AND TELL THEM WHO I AM AND TELL THEM THEIR FISH ARE ALL UNDER SIZE DUE TO NEW LEGO HAS BEEN RELEASED AND THEY DONT WONT A TICKET SO WE TAKE THEIR FISH...................WORKS EVERY TIME .................AHAHAHAHAHAH CATCH22 AND JUMPY PARTNERS IN CRIME ........................

Posted by: MartinF Mar 28 2008, 07:08 AM

QUOTE
ill give him talk to dead fish .......i couldnt get a word in so i thought better talk to the fish and ill be able to get a few words in


ahahahahaha.. nice one.

I reckon you two blokes should get your own sitcom, you're just too much, hahahaha. I can just see the two of you in the boat, Laurel and Hardy have nothing on you two!

Posted by: Jumpus GooDarus Mar 28 2008, 02:27 PM

QUOTE (Sir Reel @ Mar 28 2008, 01:52 PM) *
who did dave steal the cap from? laugh.gif

Down this way I would probably be put on report for being out of uniform rolleyes.gif



He lost the original cap & I pissed myseld laughing that day laugh.gif laugh.gif

He started striping off & was going to jump into the water to go get it untill I yelled out

Looky @ the Sharky laugh.gif laugh.gif

Mind you the cap was about 50 or so meters away by this time & drifting pretty quick in the current & I told him if he jumped in the drink I wasn't going to lift the anchor to go fetch him laugh.gif

Worked out wot the NSWFB stands for as well

No-one Steals Wally's Food Bastards

Posted by: CATCH22 Apr 2 2008, 04:54 AM

We Are Starting a New Fishing Show (((((((ZORBA THE GREEK AND ZOBLICK THE MALTEZO)))))) believe it or not fishingozstyle ....some thing like wogs out of work .....but wogs out AT SEA............ U LIKE U TRY......................ILL BRING THE FOOD

Posted by: Sir Reel Apr 2 2008, 05:24 AM

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