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Posted by: Jumpus GooDarus May 27 2011, 03:08 AM

Wot a shit of a day, thought i'd go for a fish & ketch me sum niggers
Stoped off @ the local fruit shop got me 1/2 doz or so live cabbages

All set & ready to go for a fun day nigger fishing, got to super secret sneaky nigger spot & floated out a cabbage under a float
I waited & waited & waited & waited & waited & waited & waited & waited & waited & waited & waited & got sick of waiting

So picked up a spin rod cliped a plastic to it in the hope i could @ least jag a bloody nigger all to no avail

These stupid looking red things kept getting in the way & kept etting the jig
Must've caught @ least 20 of the wittle shits how annoying best went prob 43 cm's average around just over 30 cm's
If they weren't bad enough even a couple of flathead found their way to my hook
Knew they weren't DanuSuns cause they didn't have a knife in their heads

Also had a wee wittle mako hanging around the boat was tempted to throw a plastic @ it BUT he wasn't a blackfish

Not my day i'm afraid was so looking 4ward to a couple of blackfish fillets grilled not stired with a twist of lemon guess i'll eat the live cabbage instead

Posted by: poly May 27 2011, 03:42 PM

should garbed some weed out of the garden next time, its what the fish like to eat as well you know
those live cabbage swim to fast for the niggers to catch

Paul

Posted by: kkw May 27 2011, 04:05 PM

Not much to say is there. Did you use Savoy, green or red? Also need to use an 8/0 hook or else they will just spit it out. Glad you caught a few cockneys though. We know you have been bombing out of late Let me know when you want company and I will try and let you catch the first fish.

Posted by: Christos May 28 2011, 02:52 AM

Nice catch.

Posted by: oz man May 28 2011, 04:32 PM

Yummy now is my lunch.

Posted by: quintrex101 May 29 2011, 01:56 AM

Snapper starting to show up Ange ? Where did you catch them, off Botany ?

keen to get out there

Posted by: Jumpus GooDarus May 29 2011, 02:43 AM

Wot ewe mean ewe cant open it twit top ??

Just some snappa's around 75 cm mark DunuSun
I'm hopeless with phones seems you're bloody worse than me

Buggered if i know how to get pic from ph onto computor

Posted by: Jumpus GooDarus May 29 2011, 04:25 PM

Sat2day Fush

Posted by: kkw May 29 2011, 06:01 PM

Noice, better.

Posted by: quintrex101 May 29 2011, 10:50 PM

There some good snapper mate

I have no idea how to open a pxt message on my phone, anyone here might know why ? i have a Samsung GT 8500

Posted by: bafoo May 30 2011, 12:59 AM

When u tkin me and Bees out? those snapper would look great on my bbq






Bafoo

Posted by: Jumpus GooDarus May 30 2011, 01:47 AM

Dont know if you've got a picnic basket big enough BooBoo

Thought i'd rub it in to the Flakka this morn & sent him the pic
I have no idea how to get it from my ph to computor so he emailed it back to me hence it being posted

So if anybloody says Bees is as useless as tits are on a bull

You're Wrong

Just have to know how to milk him

Saw that goose Fed today, the wally is back on the GOOSE PILLS

Even after i told him the yellow worm in 1st pic was 6" long he still wanted to argue with me that the wittle snappytom mc etting it was 6" long & said he thought i put that pic up to stir up kk.

Why would i do that i asked the goose

Posted by: kkw May 30 2011, 02:18 AM

I don't get it. Please explain.

Posted by: Jumpus GooDarus May 30 2011, 02:40 AM

Told ewes allready Fed is on the goose pills

He still dosen't believe snappy in 1st pic is up around the 35 cm mark
Reckons i put that pic up to stir ewe kk
Goose pills will do that to a Fed

Posted by: Bees Knees May 30 2011, 02:38 PM

hahahahahahaha.... Funny stuff pal... I'll be waiting for my next milking!!!!

Posted by: Fed May 30 2011, 03:26 PM

It's easy KK, I asked Jimmy (Ooops Jumpy) how much water he had emptied out of his water trap in the last 6 Months...... DEAD SILENCE for 30 seconds then his eyes bulged & his face went red, another 30 seconds....
NONE!
I burst into laughter and said I was going to tell Nimrod to buy Jumpy shares because he said that anyone who can stop condensation in boat tanks will be a rich man.

Then I mentioned in passing that the fish in the first pic looked juvenile (and it does), that was enough to put him over the top, HE WENT BALLISTIC!
I was close to calling 000, he looked like he was going to have a seizure.
I'm still laughing as I type this.

BTW Bees, how much condensation have you emptied out of your tank since you've had the boat.
HaHaHaHaHa!

Posted by: Bees Knees May 30 2011, 03:58 PM

None mate!! He 'does' build a good boat occasionally

P.S. I do check it..

I remember one of the many times i was outfishing him with the squid.. He said, 'Say what you want, no-one will believe you on the site, when I'm finished with you'...

Love him like a 'brother from another mother'... hahahahahahahahaha

Posted by: Jumpus GooDarus May 30 2011, 04:13 PM

Wot a goose U R Fed

True story i was sitting there having to listen to Fed's nonsence wunce again when a crashing sound was heard
Next thing that happening was a pair of magpies flew out from under his carport.

Magpies must've been listening to Fed's dribble & they flew straight into the seafairy cause they were laughing so much.

Well what a sight that was & i had to say it

Do it again Fed, Do it again you goose